Hey! Seems like you made it to my profile! While you're here, why not just skim through real quick? C'mon, It'll only take a minute!
You probably know a lot about me already, but I'm gonna tell you some stuff anyway. First of all, I love to eat as much as say, Kirby or Marx, and I really enjoy chips, above the rest of the foods. People always make jokes about one of my hobbies being getting possessed, but I really can't help it. IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING. SHUT UP. I live in Castle Dedede with Escargoon and my army of Waddle Dees. My actual hobbies are going on picnics, walking around Dreamland, periodically saving the universe, and, when alone in my castle, gaming! I love games like Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Deltarune, Kirby Star Allies, Miitopia, Super Mario Odessey, Pokémon Sword, uhhh.... I should probably stop. I also enjoy shows such as South Park, Family Guy, and Weekly Compilations of Kirby Gettin' Clobbah'd (Featuring King Dedede)....I just watch it for the slapstick?
When I was a child, the only things I wore were a blue and yellow propeller hat and a blue tie. The only friends I remember are an orange moose and some pink monster thing. Later on in life, I was taken away from my parents and shipped to another planet as punishment for stealing every last bit of food in a shopping mall. Pretty brutal, if you ask me. Anyway, on that planet, I quickly became friends with its locals (most of which had no mouths), and they took care of me. Fast forward a couple hundred years. The Waddle Dees and Doos agree to protect me as the self-proclaimed king. Eventually, Kirby showed his fluffy little face and "undid my crimes". Hasn't he ever heard of "History repeats itself"? So, afterwards he requested friendship, and begrudgingly, I accepted. I hate to admit I don't regret it. I became friends with Meta Knight and Bandana Waddle Dee, the four of us saved the universe a handful of times, and ...yeah, that's about it. I'm pretty darned awesome, aren't I?
I'm also active on the Delatrune wiki, in case you'd like to check it out. Pretty funny community.
If you'd ever like to play together, my friend code (stupid name, I know) can be found in the "Talk" section of my profile.
Also, in case anybody wants to know, I'm Bi. I dunno, just seems like something somebody would want to know.
Alright, that's all. Thanks for your attention! See ya!