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Better Soldiers
This article contains the transcript of The Cake Royale. (Similar)

Intro[]

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Bandana Waddle Dee Urgh...
H-huh?
Kirby? What are you doing here?
Never mind. Don't have time. I'm late enough as it is!
Oooh... Can't take another step. I walked all night long.
But, I have to get to the cake of my dreams!
All I can THINK about is that tasty, tasty cake!
What, Kirby? Wait...
Don't tell me you're after that cake too!
Then could you do me a favor?
Could you carry me to the stadium for Dedede's Cake Royale?
Thanks, Kirby!
You'll have to pick me up. Stand next to me, and then press R!

(Kirby carries Bandana Waddle Dee to a dead end)

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Bandana Waddle Dee What? A dead end?

(Three Bronto Burts appear)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Waaah! Surprise attack!
Watch out, Kirby!

(Kirby defeats the Bronto Burts)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Are you OK, Kirby?
What a relief!
Huh? What's in that bush?

(A Blue Sword Kirby appears from the bush)

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Bandana Waddle Dee He looks just as tough as you, Kirby! Be careful!

(Kirby defeats the Blue Sword Kirby)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Yikes! That crazy blue guy just attacked us out of the blue!
If he was pink, he could have been your identical twin!
There's something strange about all this, don't you think?
Well, let's keep moving. We've got to get to that stadium!

(Kirby picks up Bandana Waddle Dee)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Hey, what's that up there? In the sky, falling fast!

(Kirby moves to the side)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Oh! It looks like... Yes, it is!

(Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee board the Warp Star that fell from the sky and arrive at Dedede stadium)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Wow! The Warp Star got us to the stadium in no time at all!
Woo-hoo! Just got my energy back too. That feels great!
I can walk by myself now. So I'll follow you to the entrance.

(Optional dialogue start)

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Left Waddle Dee You're here to battle in Dedede's Cake Royale too? Good luck!
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Right Waddle Dee Many battler have come here, but only you two flew in on a star!
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Middle Waddle Dee That guard up ahead scares me. I think I'll stay right here.

(Optional dialogue end)
(Kirby talks to the Soldier Waddle Dee)

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Soldier Waddle Dee Hold up, you two. You think you're getting through these doors?
I can't let just anyone in here. Only those ready for battle!
So, if you can beat ME in battle, I'll let you inside.
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Bandana Waddle Dee What? No one told us about that!
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Soldier Waddle Dee You, pink guy! I'll battle you.
Ready to show me what you can do?
Then brace yourself, for I challenge you to an Apple Scramble!

(Kirby gets a major victory on Soldier Waddle Dee in Apple Scramble)

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Soldier Waddle Dee Whoa. That was pretty good.
You're strong enough to go through these doors, that's for sure.
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Bandana Waddle Dee You did it, Kirby! I knew you could.
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Soldier Waddle Dee You'll face lots of tough rivals in many kinds of battles.
Good luck with the challenges. And battle your best!

Beginner's League[]

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King Dedede Finally, Kirby! I thought you'd never get here.
Ha! You're going to love this. I've got a DELICIOUS treat for you.
A truly DELUXE delight.
A triple helping of DANGER.
Welcome to Dedede's Cake Royale!
My tournament here is jam-packed with crazy battles.
Try hard enough, and you might just win a battle or two.
Bandana Waddle Dee But, King Dedede! Who are all these Kirby look-alikes?
King Dedede About time you noticed. All right, let's show 'em our big surprise.
Waddle Dee Right away!

(Waddle Dee cranks the Kirby Printer; an Orange Sword Kirby pops out)

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King Dedede You see, this here machine is my fancy new Kirby Printer.
It spits out Kirby copies, good as the original. Maybe better.

(Orange Sword Kirby visits the nearby Blue Cutter Kirby)

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Bandana Waddle Dee We have to battle copies of Kirby?!
King Dedede Ha! You've got it. Kirby versus Kirby versus Kirby. Nothing better!
There's a deluxe hunk of cake for the winner of this whole thing.
Ha! A Kirby tourney with only one cake. Let the mayhem begin!

(King Dedede leaves through the gate at the top; Waddle Dee begins pushing the Kirby Printer)

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Waddle Dee Phew! Heavy.

(Waddle Dee resumes pushing the Kirby Printer)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Kirby, you up for taking on all these other Kirbys?
I mean, there is a cake at stake. The tastiest cake ever...
Then let's do this! We'll get that cake no matter what!

(Camera pans to Meta Knight)

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Meta Knight A battle of the Kirbys?
Heh. Interesting.
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Bandana Waddle Dee I can't wait for our first battle in Dedede's Cake Royale!

(Camera pans to Waddle Doo)

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Bandana Waddle Dee That looks like the place where we need to check in.
Let's head over there.

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (left) Who knew we'd have so many of you round battlers show up?
Doesn't seem to faze Waddle Doo at the check-in desk though.
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Waddle Dee So many Kirbys to talk to!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (upper-left) The check-in desk for battles is right next to me. Good luck.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (upper-right) Battle your best and keep it lively! The king expects nothing less.

(Optional dialogue end)

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Waddle Doo Want to battle? You're at the right place.
You're new here, right?
I can tell you all about our League Battles.
A League Battle is, well, a battle that takes place in a league.
Win all the League Battles that you can to keep heading to the top.
I'll tell you more later. For now, let's send you into a battle!

(Talking to Waddle Doo again upon not doing the first League Battle)

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Waddle Doo Give it your best shot in the League Battles!

(Talking to Waddle Doo when no new League Battles are added)

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Waddle Doo Welcome to the League Battle check-in desk.

(Talking to Waddle Doo when new League Battles are added)

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Waddle Doo We've added more League Battles.

(Kirby wins the first battle)

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Bandana Waddle Dee You won your battle!
I won mine, too. Whew, barely!
Some of these battles have us go solo, but some are team battles!
When you do team battles, can I be your partner, Kirby?
Yay! Thanks!
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Bandana Waddle Dee OK! Let's battle our way to the top of the championship!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Bandana Waddle Dee I'll keep doing my best in our Team Battles, no matter what!
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Waddle Dee (left) I want to see every kind of battle. Each one has different rules!
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Waddle Dee (right) What I wouldn't give to get through those doors!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (right) Watching battles makes me want to train for them!
So, probably a good idea to go check out that training room.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Only those in Qualifier Battles can go through the doors.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) Come back when you've earned enough League Points.

(Returning to the stadium after doing another League Battle or leaving the Training Room)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Hey! I bet that blue Kirby in the woods came from that printer!

(Optional dialogue end)
(Kirby wins a second battle)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) Hey, you over there!
I watched your last battle. That was an amazing win!
I think you'll do even better if you get a few battle tips.
I'll be on guard over there if you want to hear 'em.

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) Glad to share my battle tips! What do you want to know?

(Select "Charge attacks")

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) Are you using charge attacks? You can do it with all abilities.
Press and hold B, and then release to unleash a powerful attack.
Charging a Spin Slash with a sword is only the start of charge-ups!
The charged attack for each ability has a unique effect. Try them all!

(Select "Carrying rivals")

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) Let me explain how to lift and throw your rivals.
Anyone who gets hit hard will fall down with a "downed" status.
You can pick up rivals with this status. Just press R!
Then you can throw them into other foes by using B or Y.

(Select "Landing safely")

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) There's a way to recover if you get blown back during an attack.
When that happens, press any of these right away: A, B, Y, or R.
If you do it just right, you'll keep your balance.
This method can't defend against charge attacks or powerful attacks.

(After hearing a tip)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) Anything else you'd like to hear about?

(Select "Nothing for now")

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) I'll be here if you need me.

(Optional dialogue end)
(After obtaining 100 League Points)

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Bandana Waddle Dee You've hit the maximum points for this league, Kirby!
So now we can try out for the next league with the Qualifier Battle!

(The gates open)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Looks like all we need to do is head through those doors.
It's a lot of pressure, I know...
But we'd better head in and see what we can do!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Waddle Dee (left) You'll face tough rivals with spears in your Qualifier Battle!
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Waddle Dee (middle) Enemies are red... Enemies are red...
Huh? Oh, nothing. Just something I say before battle.
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Waddle Dee (right) This is your first Qualifier Battle, right?
No matter how many time you get KO'd, get up and keep fighting!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) You got to the maximum for this league already? Impressive!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) Bet it'll make the king laugh if you lose big time in there.

(Optional dialogue end)

Bronze League[]

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Bandana Waddle Dee We did it! We battled our way into the Bronze League!
You're really great at this, Kirby. I'll keep doing my best too!
Hope I can keep up with you. I bet it's going to get harder though.

(In the throne room)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) And...I think that just about covers it, King.
King Dedede So, Kirby's not doing all that bad, huh?
I guess it'd be dull for the crowds if he didn't win once in a while.
It's time to put a stop to Kirby though. Fire up my printer!
Waddle Dee Of course, Your Majesty. Right away, Your Majesty!

(Waddle Dee cranks the Kirby Printer; a Green Cutter Kirby pops out)

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King Dedede Heh. That should do it. Kirby's losing streak begins NOW.

(Back to the stadium)

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Bandana Waddle Dee I can't even imagine all the battles ahead of us, Kirby.
But let's grab all the points we can in this Bronze League!

(Optional dialogue starts)

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Bandana Waddle Dee I can't believe we got into the Bronze League.
And I bet the league above this one will be even tougher!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) You've been winning, huh? Good for you. Enjoy yourself out there.
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Waddle Dee (left) You can drive speedy vehicles in one of the battles. Sounds fun!
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Waddle Dee (right) When I get nervous before a crowd, I count everyone there. It helps!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) There are three leagues above the Bronze League.
If you've got what it takes, you can battle to the top.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) Your rivals here are tough stuff. Wonder if you can handle it...
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Waddle Doo Welcome to the League Battle check-in desk.
You can take on battles from previous leagues.
Ask Waddle Dee next to me for more details.
But now, here are your first Bronze League battles!
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Waddle Dee (check-in desk) Want to take on battles from previous leagues?
You might want to do that for any you didn't finish before.

(Talking to the check-in desk Waddle Dee after the first time)

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Waddle Dee (check-in desk) You can play League Battles from previous leagues here.

(After winning a second battle)

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Waddle Dee (bottom left) Oh, they're filming! Maybe they'll point it this way!
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Waddle Dee (top right) I hope more spectators come after seeing that report.
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) The big news is really that all these Kirbys have shown up to compete!
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Bandana Waddle Dee Whoa. The reporters are here. We need to look good!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Your next step is to rack up more League Points with battles.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) You don't have enough points to go inside. More battles first.
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Reporter Waddle Dee This is Waddle Dee, here with news from Dedede's Cake Royale.
We're live from the Cake Royale stadium.
And what's the latest? Battles with intense limitations!
We'll just have to wait and see how this impacts the battlers!
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Reporter Waddle Dee I'll be back with another live report later.
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Camera Waddle Dee We're working now, so take a step back there.

(After Channel PPP leaves)

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Waddle Dee (left) You know that chute in Apple Scramble?
If you fall into it, you should eat all those apples down there.
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Waddle Dee (middle) I got dizzy watching riders do all those loops!
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Waddle Dee (right) This tournament is so fun. The king's done a great job!
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Bandana Waddle Dee When you get a new ability, try it out in the Training Room!

(Optional dialogue end)
(After obtaining 150 League Points)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Your League Points have already hit the maximum, Kirby?
Mine too!

(Gate opens)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Then let's head through those doors for the Qualifier Battles.

(Optional dialogue start)

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Waddle Dee (left) I wish I was in the Qualifier Battles. I'd love to be interviewed!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) Sorry, but I'm cheering for that blue Kirby. He'll be a burly brawler!
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Waddle Dee (top right) Hey, they should interview you too, pink Kirby!
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Camera Waddle Dee Step back. We're here to report on a really, really strong battler.
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Reporter Waddle Dee This is Waddle Dee reporting live, here with a tournament update!
We've got the scoop on a battler who's got what it takes.
So, blue Kirby! How you feeling about the Qualifier Battles?
Well, that says it all! That wraps up our pre-qualifier interview!
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Reporter Waddle Dee We can't wait for the Qualifier Battles!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Your Qualifier Battles are going to seriously test you this time!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) The king will clap like nuts if you flop. Make the guy happy, OK?

(After Channel PPP leaves)

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Waddle Dee (left) Good luck, pink Kirby! Your battles are the best!
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Waddle Dee (middle) I'm cheering for the blue Kirby. Sorry, I can't back both of you!
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Waddle Dee (right) I'd watch the Qualifier Battles, but I don't know if there are any seats!

(Optional dialogue ends)

Silver League[]

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Bandana Waddle Dee We did it, Kirby! We got into the Silver League!
I bet there will be even more kinds of battles here.
We're a good team when we partner up, aren't we?
All these battles... I wonder who thought them all up.

(In the throne room)

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King Dedede What? They're STILL winning?
Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) Y-yes, King Dedede. Turns out Kirby's good in every battle.
King Dedede That pip-squeak! I made up these battles to bust him down to size.
So he'd better get to losing already—or else!
Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) Y-yes, King. How d-dare that Kirby ruin your battles!
King Dedede Well, no one makes a fool of King Dedede...
NO ONE!
Hey, you! Get to cranking! We've got to turn up the heat.
Waddle Dee Y-yes, Your Majesty!

(Waddle Dee cranks the Kirby Printer; a Yellow Ninja Kirby pops out)

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King Dedede That should do it. Kirby's streak of luck is over and done!

(Back to the stadium)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Hey, I bet there are new battles ready for us right now!
I'm ready to fight no matter what they throw at us!
Now, let's get out there and win that amazing cake!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) If I wasn't a guard, maybe I could have made it to the championship!
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Waddle Dee (left) The Coin Clash audience is full of ghosts!
Waddle Dee Just thinking about that sends a shiver down my spine.
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Waddle Dee (top) Must be hard when you have to do a series of battles in one go!
One round is tricky enough, but winning a whole run? Whew!
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Waddle Dee (right) When I can't win no matter what, I like to relax with a snack.
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Waddle Dee (far right) I saw a huge robot. Is that for one of the battles?
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Bandana Waddle Dee Mmm... That cake...
My tummy's rumbling just thinking about it!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Keep working on your battle skills. That way you'll keep winning!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) Hey! You're still winning? Hurry up and lose already!

(After beating a third battle)

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Bandana Waddle Dee I'd like to be interviewed too...
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Waddle Dee (left) I think I got caught on camera a little bit. I'm so excited!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) King Dedede is looking for me!
Waddle Dee (bottom right) (worried) If only I could turn into a Kirby right about now!
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Waddle Dee (right) I guess this guy here put hot sauce on one of King Dedede's snacks.
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Camera Waddle Dee You're on a roll, aren't you?
Truth is, I'm hoping you make it to the top.
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Waddle Dee (top) I'm kind of shy, so I don't know why they picked me for this!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) You're really giving them a good fight, aren't you!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) My fellow guard there seems to be cheering FOR you.
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Reporter Waddle Dee This is Waddle Dee reporting live, here with a spectator scoop!
Tell us—who do you hope wins in the upcoming battles?
Waddle Dee (top) Who else? The one-and-only orange Kirby!
Reporter Waddle Dee Orange, eh? A bold choice—and isn't that what it's all about?
Who will turn heads in battles next? Stay tuned for more!
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Reporter Waddle Dee These battles are being watched by a LOT of viewers!

(After Channel PPP leaves)

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Waddle Dee (bottom left) (worried) The ghosts in Coin Clash will haunt my dreams for a long time!
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Waddle Dee (left) So, I went to see Slam Hockey!
And I saw something fly into the sky at incredible speed!
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Bandana Waddle Dee I think it's fun to play in leagues we've already been in.

(After beating five battles)

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Bandana Waddle Dee You can earn a lot of points in League Battles...
But clearing each and every one is really a huge accomplishment!
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Waddle Dee (middle) Ah! I try to watch all of your battles, pink Kirby!
Keep at it! I'm cheering for you!
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Waddle Dee (top right) Looks like that orange Kirby just keeps on winning.
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Waddle Dee (right) (sleeping) There was a battle I wanted to see, but I fell asleep and missed it!
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Waddle Dee (far right) The explosion when you attack a rocket in Rocket Rumble...
Waddle Dee (far right) The sound of that would blast me out of a deep sleep!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) I serve the king, so I shouldn't be saying this.
But I like the way you battle. I'm your biggest fan!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) My friend there is going to get himself into big trouble.

(Optional dialogue end)
(After obtaining 200 League Points)

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Bandana Waddle Dee How many League Points have you gotten, Kirby?
You hit the maximum? Hey, I just got there too.
Then let's get to our Qualifier Battles. I bet we'll do great!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Waddle Dee (bottom left) Whatever team I cheer for always ends up losing!
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Waddle Dee (left) You two are a great team! You'll have no problem in the battles.
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Waddle Dee (middle) Hey, ready for your Qualifier Battles? Sure you are!
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Waddle Dee (right) Qualifier Battles are team battles. And you two are quite a team!
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Camera Waddle Dee I bet you can't wait for your next Qualifier Battles, right?
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) All right! I'm really cheering for you in your Qualifier Battles!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Don't you forget this is his king's tournament. Battle for his glory.
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Reporter Waddle Dee Good! You're finally here. How about an interview?
This is Waddle Dee, bringing you a big scoop on Qualifier Battles!
We're here with a battler who's winning big. Ready to fight?
With that kind of gusto, it's no wonder you're winning over fans!
But it's anyone's game! Who will win the next Qualifier Battles?
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Reporter Waddle Dee Give 'em a good show out there. Can't wait to see the results.

(Optional dialogue end)

Gold League[]

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Bandana Waddle Dee We made it to the Gold League, Kirby. We did it!
??? Hmph... Congratulations on your success, Kirby.
Bandana Waddle Dee Meh... Meh... META KNIGHT?! You're competing too?!
Meta Knight Aye, I joined this tournament to test my strength.
Who knows—with all these foes here, I may even get stronger.
But I've had no luck so far. These copies are pathetic.
But you, Kirby—YOU will give me a worthy battle!
Show me your strength, pink one.
Otherwise, this league will belong to me.

(Meta Knight flies away)

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Bandana Waddle Dee A battle against Meta Knight? Sounds intense...

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) I hope you put up a good fight in the Gold League too.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) Meta Knight! He's so cool and mysterious.
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Bandana Waddle Dee Don't underestimate Meta Knight, Kirby. He's one tough cookie.
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Waddle Dee (left) Meta Knight is my hero!
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Waddle Dee (bottom left) You’re the best, pink Kirby. Absolutely ruthless!
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Waddle Dee (right) There's a battle in a mine full of shiny rocks! I LOVE SHINY ROCKS!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) You make carrying a parasol look tough AND cute, Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (far bottom right) I’d never lose a battle if I had one of those parasols.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) No matter who your opponent is, you can win with a good strategy.

(After beating a third battle)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) My junior gatekeeper there seems to be quite the Meta Knight fan.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) I never thought I’d see Meta Knight battle with my own eyes!
Thank you, Your Majesty!
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Bandana Waddle Dee Once you hit the Gold League, you'll REALLY get more fans.
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Waddle Dee (bottom left) Are all of you Kirbys fighting over the same cake? Just slice it up!
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Waddle Dee (top right) You’re thinking about your next Gold League Battle, aren’t you?
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) You’re totally famous now, aren't you, pink Kirby?
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Waddle Dee (right) I wonder if they’ll interview Meta Knight too. I hope so.
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Camera Waddle Dee I got close-ups of you getting smacked during your last fight!
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Reporter Waddle Dee This is Waddle Dee reporting live with an exclusive interview.
All eyes are now on these two juggernauts. What a team!
So, do you think Meta Knight will fight fair? Are you scared?
Are you fighting for glory or the giant cake waiting at the end?
He appears to be speechless, folks. We’ll check back later on.
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Reporter Waddle Dee Keep your eyes on the prize, Kirby!

(After Channel PPP leaves)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) You moved well in that last battle. There was a spring in your jump.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) You're strong and all, but you're not Meta Knight strong.
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Bandana Waddle Dee If you’re having trouble with a battle, try a different ability.
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Waddle Dee (top left) I’m cheering for you...so leave me a bite of cake if you win!
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Waddle Dee (bottom) You've got more twinkle in your eyes than any of the other Kirbys!
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Waddle Dee (right) I saw Meta Knight's battle. He was INCREDIBLE!
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Waddle Dee (far right) King Dedede started planning this tournament a long time ago.
I heard he spent his entire fortune on it. Pretty brazen if you ask me!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) This tourney is great. But is what the guy next to me said true?

(Optional dialogue end)
(After obtaining 150 League Points)

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Bandana Waddle Dee It's hard to rack up points once you get to the Gold League, right?
But chances are we're going to have to go up against Meta Knight.
We'll probably be facing him in the Qualifier Battle.

(In the throne room)

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King Dedede What's that? Meta Knight just keeps on winning?!
Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) Yes, sir. Same as Kirby. I hear he's in the Gold League now.
King Dedede That chump thinks he can do as he pleases in MY tournament?!
Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) But wouldn't Meta Knight be able to take down Kirby?
King Dedede That's even WORSE. He'd make my Kirby Printer scheme look bad!
I guess we'll just have to pulverize the both of them.
Crank this thing up to 10! I NEED STRONGER KIRBYS!
Waddle Dee Yes, yes, yes—right away, King Dedede!

(Waddle Dee cranks the Kirby Printer; a Blue Whip Kirby pops out) (Back to the stadium)

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Bandana Waddle Dee I definitely wouldn't want to go up against Meta Knight alone.
Luckily, I'll have you there with me.
Let's do it! We'll take on the whole league, Meta Knight included!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Looking forward to seeing you do your thing in the Qualifier Battle.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) I want to go watch Meta Knight fight, but I'm stuck here on duty.
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Bandana Waddle Dee In order to beat Meta Knight, we need to bring our A game!
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Waddle Dee (left) I'm gonna be a soldier when I grow up, so I wanna master the spear.
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Waddle Dee (middle) The breeze when Tornado Kirby is nearby sure feels nice.
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Waddle Dee (top right) The way Meta Knight's attendant used an axe was SUPERCOOL!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) I love the fast action of Slam Hockey!
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Waddle Dee (right) I heard the coins and apples from battle end up in the king's pocket.
I understand the coins, but does he fit all those apples in his pocket?

(Optional dialogue end)
(After obtaining 300 League Points)

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Bandana Waddle Dee We both maxed out our League Points, Kirby!
Let's head into our Qualifier Battle!
This one's in the bag, Kirby!

(Meta Knight and Axe Knight appear)

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Meta Knight You're on a roll, Kirby. Consider me impressed.
Bandana Waddle Dee Meta Knight! I knew we'd face you in the Qualifier Battle!
Meta Knight I go now to our battle. You had better fight your best, Kirby.

(Meta Knight and Axe Knight enter the gate to the Qualifier Battle)

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Bandana Waddle Dee A showdown with Meta Knight...
It's kind of weird, but...
...I'm not scared. Sure, Meta Knight is tough.
But with you by my side, I'm not worried at all!
LET'S GOOOOOO!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Finally a battle with Meta Knight! Give him your best shot!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) I like you and all, Kirby, but I hope Meta Knight destroys you.
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Waddle Dee (far bottom left) Finally, a showdown between Meta Knight and you, pink Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (bottom left) You’ve got to beat Meta Knight! Please, I'm cheering for you!
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Waddle Dee (top right) That reporter is looking for a scoop!
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Waddle Dee (right) Once you hit the Gold League, the coverage becomes extensive.
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) I'm REALLY looking forward to the next Qualifier Battle!
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Assistant Waddle Dee Wow! It's been an excellent tournament. Keep it up!
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Camera Waddle Dee I can't wait to zoom in on you during your fierce moves.
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Microphone Waddle Dee I'll be recording your battles cries while you fight. Don't hold back!
I hope Meta Knight keeps it clean out there. I'm recording every word!
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Reporter Waddle Dee Breaking news!
Our challengers here will be going head-to-head against Meta Knight!
So, what's your strategy to avoid getting creamed?
Wow... I guess that qualifies as a strategy.
We'll be keeping up with the action here, so stick around, folks!
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Reporter Waddle Dee I can't pick a side in your battle against Meta Knight, but good luck.

(After Channel PPP leaves)

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Waddle Dee (left) Axe Knight is forming a team with Meta Knight, isn't he?
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Waddle Dee (middle) So Meta Knight wants to eat cake after all?

(Optional dialogue end)

Platinum League[]

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Bandana Waddle Dee We made it to the Platinum League, Kirby!
I can't believe it!
Even if it was a fluke... WE BEAT META KNIIIIIIIGHT!
Meta Knight It wasn't a fluke.

(Meta Knight appears)

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Bandana Waddle Dee META KNIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Meta Knight You showed me your true strength... and for that I must thank you.
I must train harder... I WILL TRAIN HARDER!
We will meet in battle again. And next time...I'll be ready.

(Meta Knight flies away)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Meta Knight was pretty tough, huh?

(In the throne room)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) Your Majesty... It's Kirby!
King Dedede Don't tell me that pink twerp beat Meta Knight!
Argh... I guess it's showtime then.

(King Dedede gets off his throne and leaves the throne room)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) Y-Your Majesty, where are you going?
YOUR MAJESTY!
He's gone. And I think he's—
Waddle Dee He's left the room! Break time!
Soldier Waddle Dee (bottom) No breaks for you!
Waddle Dee Uh, what? OK then...
There you go!

(Waddle Dee cranks the Kirby Printer; a Green Hammer Kirby pops out) (Back to the stadium)

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Bandana Waddle Dee I've been worried this whole time that I've held you back, Kirby.
But thanks for letting me join you in battle anyway!
Because we made it to the final league!
Now, let's claim the championship and pig out on tasty cake!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Your battle with Meta Knight was incredible!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) You beat Meta Knight, so I might start cheering for you. Maybe.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (blue) You've gotten stronger. But never forget one thing.
Always focus on battle basics, no matter how crazy things get.
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Bandana Waddle Dee I think everyone's seeing us in a different light now!
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Waddle Dee (far bottom left) Maybe I can get on camera if I sneak around behind the reporter!
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Waddle Dee (bottom left) Meta Knight always looks cool. But you do too, pink Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) You know what you proved? That Kirby's gotta be pink.
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Waddle Dee (right) You did it! Congrats on making it to the Platinum League.
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Waddle Dee (far right) I can't believe it! I saw Meta Knight up close!
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Assistant Waddle Dee You're tough—and I think you're a total inspiration.
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Camera Waddle Dee That was one great battle. Got some amazing footage.
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Microphone Waddle Dee I picked up a lot of ughs and arghs from Meta Knight in those battles.
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Reporter Waddle Dee This is Waddle Dee, reporting to you live!
I'm speaking to the bold pair that took down Meta Knight!
How do you two feel after that battle with Meta Knight?
And who wouldn't feel like that, making it to the Platinum League?
Stay tuned for all the latest in Kirby's battles!
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Reporter Waddle Dee Truly excellent that you beat Meta Knight. And what a scoop!

(After Channel PPP leaves)

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Waddle Dee (bottom left) Platinum League battles are all tough, aren't they?
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Waddle Dee (left) Who'd want to miss watching those three-in-one battles?!
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Waddle Dee (top) I always enjoy watching you battle, pink Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (top right) Are those soldiers actually doing any work?
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) That guy in the blue bandana really seems to be on your side!
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Bandana Waddle Dee I'll need to give a speech if we beat this league and the tourney!
But I guess I'm getting a bit ahead of myself there.

(After winning a second battle)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) I'll keep cheering for you during your Platinum League battles.
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) Sure, I'll cheer you on. Anything to keep the energy up here!
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Waddle Dee (far bottom left) That one with the hammer looks pretty intimidating, but...
I think he looks twice as tough when he's actually in battle!
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Waddle Dee (bottom left) That battler there just keeps on spinning and spinning!
But if he goes into battle, he might spin others all over the place!
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Waddle Dee (top) I'm going to stay glued to your battles, pink Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (right) I've been cheering for you since the very start, Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) I wish I had your combo of power and cuteness!
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Waddle Dee (far bottom right) I bet the Whip ability is handy for enemies that are out of reach.
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Bandana Waddle Dee Battles in the final league are really different and intense!

(Optional dialogue end)
(After obtaining 250 League Points)

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Bandana Waddle Dee We've gotten past the halfway point for this league.
The final challenge for this league will be the Championship Battle.
But I wonder who we'll be fighting in that battle...

(In the throne room)

(Waddle Dee cranks the Kirby Printer; a Green Tornado Kirby pops out)

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Waddle Dee And there's another one...
and one more!

(Waddle Dee cranks the Kirby Printer again; a Yellow Ice Kirby pops out)

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Waddle Dee Phew!
Hmm...
The king's been gone a long time now. That can't be good.

(Back to the stadium)

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Bandana Waddle Dee I mean, our rival could be anyone in the Championship Battle.
But I guess we have a lot of League Battles left before then!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (top left) Victory is in your sight now. Keep at it!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (top right) You turned out to be pretty good. Well, don't stop now!
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Bandana Waddle Dee Our Championship Battle isn't too far off now!
That super-tasty, extra-deluxe, gigantic cake is nearly ours!
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Waddle Dee (far left) King Dedede is obsessed with making Robo Bonkers stronger!
He must like robots a lot.
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Waddle Dee (bottom left) So cold... So very cold...
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Waddle Dee (left) Everyone's got their eyes on you, pink Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (top right) I have a pretty good guess who's going to win this whole thing.
But I might be wrong. One of the rivals is totally huge, I hear!
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Waddle Dee (bottom) I think you're the one who's going to the top, pink Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (bottom right) I've got a headache. Probably should ask this guy for help.

(Optional dialogue end)
(After obtaining 500 League Points)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Finally! The Championship Battle!
You know what happens if we win this, right?
Cake, cake, cake!

(The gate opens)

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??? You two think it's going to be THAT easy?

(King Dedede exits from the gate)

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King Dedede Both of you have gotten WAY too far.
Bandana Waddle Dee Y-Your Majesty?
King Dedede But that's the end of that! I'll take you on myself.
Bandana Waddle Dee Huh? He can't mean...
King Dedede For your Championship Battle, you'll be fighting ME!
You two aren't half bad, but you're no match for me.
Or for my HAMMER.

(King Dedede leaves through the gate again)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Ah, what's the point now? He'll never let us win the tournament.
You're right, Kirby. We can't give up now. We've come too far!
Then let's head through those doors soon!
It's time for our final battle!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Soldier Waddle Dee (upper-left) I hope the king doesn't find out we're cheering for you.
We might lose our jobs! But it's worth it to rally for you!
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Soldier Waddle Dee (upper-right) I mean, even if the king really wallops you...
We'll keep cheering you on!
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Waddle Dee (left) The king plays rough. I wouldn't be surprised if the stadium falls in!
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Waddle Dee (bottom left) Heading straight into battle? I'll go cheer you on wherever you go!
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Waddle Dee (far bottom left) It's a showdown between King Dedede and you, pink Kirby!
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Waddle Dee (top left) What a surprise! And right before the championship match!
King Dedede knows what the crowds want to see!
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Waddle Dee (right) I know one thing for sure!
Only the real Kirby could finish off a super-deluxe cake!
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Assistant Waddle Dee Just keep your eye on the prize—that huge cake!
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Camera Waddle Dee I'm hoping this all ends with the biggest scoop ever.
You know, like you scooping into that victory cake!
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Microphone Waddle Dee I've recorded you in big battles, but this one will be the biggest.
Just be sure I don't pick up any sounds of you getting crushed!
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Reporter Waddle Dee Breaking news! King Dedede will be in the Championship Battle!
This development has rocked the Cake Royale!
But are you two ready to win? You want that cake, right?
I know everyone's looking forward to a fight they'll never forget.
I know I am! Now, it's finally time for the battle. Stay tuned!
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Reporter Waddle Dee Give us the best battle you can. I'll report the results!

(After Channel PPP leaves)

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Waddle Dee (far left) Did you know you can pick earlier League Battles at the desk?
I'm sure that you'll win every battle, Kirby!

(Optional dialogue end)
(After beating the Championship Battle)

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Bandana Waddle Dee We did it! We really did it!
We're the champions!
Can you believe it, Kirby?
We fought side by side through all those different kinds of battles.
Thank you, Kirby!
Now for our prize..that amazing extra-deluxe cake!
King Dedede NO WAY. NOT YET.
You think you won? This is FAR from over.
Bandana Waddle Dee But we won fair and square, Your Majesty!
King Dedede So? Who cares?
This is my tournament. I'll do what I want!
Bandana Waddle Dee But that's not fair!
King Dedede Now, if you want that cake, Kirby, you'll have to do one last thing.
You've got to beat my strongest team...all by yourself!
All right, off to the Battle Arena for a one-game match!

(After defeating King Dedede in Battle Arena)

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Bandana Waddle Dee That was spectacular, Kirby! I knew you had it in you.
Finally, victory!
King Dedede NO WAY! NOT YET!
Bandana Waddle Dee Wh-what now, Your Majesty?
King Dedede I worked hard to put Dedede's Cake Royale together.
It's my right to crush you in a one-on-one battle!
There's NO way you're going to win, Kirby.
You think you can take victory from ME?!
Ha! I've got something special for you up my sleeve.
Follow me, Kirby!
Only ONE of us is a real winner. About time you see it's me.

(King Dedede leaves through the door at the top of Deluxe Coliseum)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Kirby!
Come back! We don't have any idea what's in there!

(Kirby follows King Dedede through the door)

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Bandana Waddle Dee Kirby!

(In the throne room)

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King Dedede Get in the elevator, Kirby. It's behind my throne!

(Optional dialogue start)

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Waddle Dee Just...one...more...

(Optional dialogue end)
(Vs Dededestroyer Z)

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Bandana Waddle Dee KIRBY!
USE THIS!

Knuckle Joe dialogue[]

Copy Ability Dialogue
Sword Cool sword you've got there. Hope you're putting it to good use.
Spin Slash is fairly unbeatable. Be sure to train every day!
Bomb That pointed hat gives you the Bomb ability!
You should use Bomb Dunk if you want to shock your foe!
Beetle Look at that horn on you! The Beetle ability sure looks impressive.
Use Rocket Horn to grab foes and Dive to drive them into the ground.
Spear That spear... Did you join the Waddle Dee army or something?!
Spears are great for both thrusting and throwing? Get the point?!
Cutter Ah, the Cutter ability! Those slashes sure are satisfying.
There's nothing like a good charge session...and a Hyper Cutter!
Fighter Heya, fighter! Go give 'em a knuckle sandwich for me!
When you see an opening, use your Giga Force Blast to knock 'em out!
Ninja When you use your Ninja ability, you'll have lots of fierce moves!
With those, you can unleash quick attacks for a decisive win.
Whip That whip is cool and all... but the hat is where it's really at.
Whip your enemies into shape! Wrap 'em up while you're at it!
Parasol Huh? Carrying a parasol on a nice day like this?
I wanna see you pick up your opponents and swing them around!
Hammer A big hammer and a headband. That look really suits you!
If you've got a hammer, take a swing! Not at me, though!
Doctor Ha! Are you wearing those glasses to look smart?
If I were a doctor, I'd say to get rest and call me in the morning!
Tornado Try the Tornado ability if you want to play cool tricks on your rivals.
All that wind will feel mighty nice to you, but not your opponents.
Ice Ice-skating is pretty cool, isn't it?! I just love those spinny jumps!
It's fun seeing frozen foes slide to their doom when you throw them!
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