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Overload Ocean[]
Character | Image | Dialogue (American) | Dialogue (British) |
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Susie | ![]() |
"Heehee... I didn't expect to see a native inhabitant all the way out here..." | |
"Excuse my manners. Let me introduce myself. My name is Susie, executive assistant of the Haltmann Works Company. Pleased to make your acquaintance." | "Excuse my manners. Let me introduce myself. My name is Susie, executive assistant to the Haltmann Works Company. Pleased to make your acquaintance." | ||
"Just look at this planet. Clean air, fresh water... There is a wealth of natural resources to be found here. But all of you who live in this world take that wealth for granted. Regrettable, but at any rate..." | |||
"Our Mechanizing Occupation Project is now under way... and your people have unfortunately been identified as...obstacles." | "Our Mechanising Occupation Project is now well underway... and your people have unfortunately been identified as...obstacles." | ||
"Our most sincere condolences, and I'm sorry you had to come all this way... but I'm afraid..." | |||
"you must be destroyed!" |
Gigabyte Grounds[]
Character | Image | Dialogue (American) | Dialogue (British) |
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Susie | ![]() |
"Noble Haltmann, we adore him Noble Haltmann, we adore him! Every day we wish him glory!" | |
"Oh! Pardon me. That was our company's wonderful theme song, "The Noble Haltmann." Sometimes I just find myself singing it out loud. It's so catchy!" | |||
"At any rate, I must say, how nice to see you again. I'm Susie, but I'm sure you remember me." | |||
"Let me tell you a story. Not long ago, I met someone who impressed me very much. He was strong and full of confidence... A knight of the highest order." | |||
"I was so impressed... I gave him a complete remodel! And I hired him as a company security guard." | "I was so impressed... I gave him a complete remodel! And I hired him as a security guard!" | ||
"Heehee! I wonder what you'll make of him?" | |||
"Please allow me to present... Model #M-7110. Mecha Knight... ENGAGE!" |
Rhythm Route[]
Character | Image | Dialogue (American) | Dialogue (British) |
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Susie | ![]() |
"We implore you, dear Haltmann! We implore you, dear Haltmann! Bless our work and be at ease!" | |
"Oh, well hello there! We meet again. I'm sure you remember me. Susie? The charming secretary? Yes?" | |||
"Anyhow, I was quite surprised. ...When you reduced my Mecha Knight to scrap." | "Anyway, I must tell you, I was quite shocked earlier. You reduced my Mecha Knight to scrap." | ||
"...Hmph. I guess the Mother Computer isn't perfect after all..." | |||
"Don't worry, though! This next one should quash your rebellion. He was created from the latest in nanogenetic technology. He's ruthless. He's driven. He's...a clone of royal proportions!" | |||
"Heehee! And it seems he has a long-standing grudge against you!" | |||
"Get ready for... Model #D-0030 Dedede Clone!" | |||
"Here, see that little pink nuisance? Destroy it!" |
Access Ark[]
Character | Image | Dialogue (American) | Dialogue (British) |
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Susie | ![]() |
"This is the Haltmann Works Company's head office. This is the heart of the company. And here you are, as if it was your own living room... You natives need to be taught manners!" | "This is the Haltmann Works Company's head office. This is the heart of the company. And here you are, as though it was your own living room... You natives need to be taught manners!" |
"You know, it's wonderful to work in a perfectly controlled environment. But that's something you'd never understand." | "You know, my favourite thing about this company is the order, the control. I suppose you could never understand the joy of a perfectly ordered life ." | ||
"Well, I have something special for you today. Have a sneak peek at our latest product, hot off the production line! It's been completely updated with the newest technology. It's capable of working for 24 hours without recharging... And it's been programmed to be a merciless fighting machine. We call it Mecha Knight+! I hope you like it. Have a nice day! Buh-bye!" | "Anyway, I have something special for you today. Have a sneak peek at our latest product, fresh from the production line! It's been completely updated with the newest technology. It's capable of working for 24 hours without recharging... And it's been programmed to be a merciless fighting machine. We call it Mecha Knight+! I hope you like it. Have a nice day! Buh-bye!" |
(Kirby defeats Mecha Knight+)
Susie | ![]() |
"Improbable... No... Impossible! A machine made by the Mother Computer lost... Twice! I guess it's time to take matters into my own extremities!" | "Improbable... No... Impossible! A machine developed by the Mother Computer lost... Twice...! I guess it's time to take matters into my own extremities!" |
President Haltmann | ![]() |
"That's enough, Susie." | |
Susie | ![]() |
"M-Mr. Haltmann! Sir!" | "But... but s-sir..." |
President Haltmann | ![]() |
"Hello. I must thank you for looking after my secretary. Susie, dismissed. You're done here. You may step down now." | |
Susie | ![]() |
"...Yes, sir." | |
President Haltmann | ![]() |
"Well then... I am the president and CEO of Haltmann Works Company. My subordinates call me... President Haltmann." | |
"Now...native pink thing. Take a look at this." | "Native pink creature! Gaze upon this!" | ||
"Absolutely incredible. Indeed. It's truly marvelous! We've analyzed the most advanced civilizations in the known universe. And with that knowledge, we have reactivated this... The Mother Computer... Star Dream." | "Absolutely incredible! Indeed. It's truly marvellous! We've analysed the most advanced civilisations in the known universe. And with that knowledge, we have reactivated this... The mother computer... Star Dream." | ||
"Well... Allow me to elaborate. In compliance with the business plan drafted by Star Dream... effective today, you are... terminated!" | "So! Allow me to elaborate. In compliance with the business plan drafted by Star Dream... Effective today, you are...‚ terminated!" |
(Kirby defeats President Haltmann)
President Haltmann | ![]() |
"Ugh... You! All of you ungrateful natives need to be taught your place! Savages! Savages! Savages! Savages! You're all wild savages! Your insolence must be punished! Watch me activate Star Dream, the most powerful machine in existence. And you filthy natives will be... eradicated!" | "Ugh... You ungrateful native! You need to be taught your place! Savages! Savages! Savages! Savages! You're all wild savages! Your insolence must be punished! Watch me activate Star Dream, the most powerful machine in existence. And you filthy natives will be... eradicated!" |
"What?! You! Susie! What did you...?! I... I can't... cont...rol..." | |||
Susie | ![]() |
"Yippee! I thought this day would never come! Star Dream is all mine now, Mr. Haltmann. Some start-up company will pay top dollar for this!" | "Yes! I thought this day would never come! The Star Dream OS is all mine now, Mr Haltmann. I'm sure I'll find many interested buyers for it." |
"Hee! How do I look? Like a cool corporate spy, don't you think?" | |||
"You probably have no idea what I'm saying... Whatever..." | "You probably have no idea what I'm saying... It doesn't matter." | ||
"The program controller is all I need... Poor Star Dream! Your entire database will soon be mine!" | "The Program Controller is all I need... Poor Star Dream! Your entire database will soon be mine!" | ||
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" | |||
Star Dream | ![]() |
"Beep beep boop... I...this...am...is... ...infinite...operating...sys... Star Dream..." | |
"Syntax error... I am...Haltmann...? Overwriting irrelevant error... Please wait... Beep boop... ...A...hem." | |||
"Through...this organic body... I have studied...all forms of life. The goal of this company has always been prosperity. Unfortunately, you imperfect, fragile life-forms were a liability. So you are invited to witness the end of history. A new age shall begin--an age of infinite prosperity. Enjoy your destruction." |
Mind in the Program[]
Character | Image | Dialogue (American) | Dialogue (British) |
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Susie | ![]() |
"...This wasn't supposed to happen! No! I won't let it! All I wanted was to steal Star Dream! And teach the old man a lesson. Was that too much to ask?" | "...This wasn't supposed to happen! No! I won't let it! All I wanted was to steal Star Dream! And teach the old man a lesson into the bargain. Was that too much to ask?" |
"Look at this mess... I'm not going to stand here and be destroyed by some crazy machine!" | |||
"...There. Get in, pinky. Take this armor and go! Stop that machine!" | "...There. Get in, pinky. Take this armour and go! Stop that machine!" | ||
"Please... Little pinky! You have to stop it! If anyone can do it, it's you!" | "Please... Pinky... Kirby! You have to stop it! If anyone can do it, it's you!" |
Meta Knightmare Returns[]
(Meta Knight defeats Dark Matter Clone)
(Meta Knight defeats Sectonia Clone)
Star Dream | ![]() |
"You are mighty indeed. Now for the final test... This was prohibited by the previous admin... Preparing to boot the Space-Time Transport program..." | "You are mighty indeed. Now for the final test... This was prohibited by the previous admin, but needs must. Preparing to boot the Space-Time Transport program..." |
"Let us bring back a legendary swordsman from a forgotten time. He may end up destroying a nearby planet or two, but such is life. The benefits of this final battle outweigh the collateral damage. Prepare yourself..." | |||
"Executing Space-Time Transport... Extra-dimensional road... Booting... 3... 2... 1... ...BEGIN!" | "Executing Space-time Transport... Extra-dimensional road... Booting... 3... 2... 1... ...BEGIN!" |