All posts by Mixeli Jr.

Oh hi. Yeah this was the fight of the century so it was necessary to chime in

I think that Kirby characters, and a lot of platformer characters, ignore so many rules that their power is absolutely loopy when properly quantified. Marx could defeat most characters from most things that aren't platformer video games. Now Marx vs. Bowser would be an interesting fight.

Still haven't done it

This is like the funniest thing to me cause I used to be obsessed with Undertale when I was active on here

Okay that's true, but Super Star is a mix of both so I felt like it didn't really count

And also Return to Dreamland and 64 where to help one person he decides to kill a bunch of stuff...

Kirby doesn't always have great motivations

In fact here are the games where his motivations are warranted:

Dreamland

Dreamland 2

Dreamland 3

Triple Deluxe

Planet Robobot

Forgotten Land

I actually don't fully agree that the story doesn't make sense

I mean, to be totally fair

The plot of both Dream Land and Star Allies is that Dedede stole food so Kirby killed a bunch of stuff

Annnnnnd don't forget about Kirby's Adventure where Kirby went on a rampage because Dedede did something Kirby vaguely thought was wrong

It's like

Really not a stretch at all

And it shows a fundamental overestimation of Kirby's heroicism to think otherwise

@Molly-egg

I think the joke about Kirby Air Ride is that it's flying and gravity defying vehicles just like in Mario Kart 8's anti grav

Just an idea but y'know

No it's copying the exact right amount.

Okay technically this evidence is wrong

Because the wiki sometimes refers to Ado and Adeleine as the same person, which is only soft canon

I think it's a lot like Star Allies

A lot of really really cool mechanics and great gameplay, a lot of fun in general, but there's a good deal of pretty boring level design that weakens it a lot

I don't think pedo in 1999 meaned anything different so it actually aged more like

Well

A fart

Because technically if you captured it it still smells about the same amount of bad

Nobody likes Squeak Squad lmao

Ironically I think that might make it by default the most underrated from losing the survey

There you have it. This is the first canon Fart Enemy in a Nintendo game.

(Wario is a Fart Hero)

I mean

"Pedo" doesn't actually mean like

Pedophile

"Pedo" is a prefix that means

Foot

And also

If the name originates in Japanese

Then it could be like pretty much anything

I don't think Nintendo thought much about it

I would rather Kirby just never end

Star Allies was the end of a ten year era of Kirby

I think that's enough

"? i don't simp for marie"

And I don't simp for Miku either

I was mostly making a joke

"Picnic hot takes"

1. Not a hot take

2. I agree

3. Don't fully agree but respectable

4. Not that hot a take

5. Not that hot a take

6. Not at all a hot take

7. Literally can't be a hot take because nobody reads Kirby Manga Mania

To be fair you have a Marie profile picture

... She's cute though

Kirby characters are cute too

I'd never kiss them though

Other than in like a

Kissing a dog or a cat on the head way

How can she be attractive when she has no mouth or arms or legs

Like what