(Basically this is ANOTHER reboot of my old story, Marx, Kirby, and the Divine Terminus. Don't ask why it's capitalized like that, it just is.)
(You all know who Marx and Kirby are, but I need to set the stage... The two of these guys heard about a massive Heart across the galaxy, and Kirby for some reason wanted to go look at it and forced Marx to come along. THEY'RE FRIENDS IN THIS TIMELINE SO JUST GO WITH IT. Some of you might actually remember the original story, but this one is kind of rewritten with some integration of the reboot's plot points so um-- WELL YOU'LL SEE.)
*Marx and Kirby crash land in Jambandra base*
Marx: This place looks like heck, do we really have to be here?
Kirby: (Um to be clear I'll put everything he says as actual words but it's kind of a Poyo poyo code language, in the original story he talked and in the reboot it was all Poyos so happy in between I guess) YES! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE IN THE GALAXY WITH A GIANT PURPLE HEART!
Marx: Well, you have a giant black heart, isn't that close enough?
Marx: ... Why didn't you just buy paint?
Kirby: I'm broke.
Marx: HOW'D YOU AFFORD TO BUY A PHONE AND PAY FOR UNIVERSAL SERVICE?
Kirby: I spent all my money.
Marx: WELL HOW DO YOU GET FOOD?
Kirby: By working and playing among the heavens.
Marx: No in America will get that reference.
Kirby: What's America?
Marx: I don't know, I think I made it up.
Kirby: Nobody who wasn't here in 2018 will get that reference.
*They walk for like 2 minutes and kill some enemies and stuff*
Marx: These guys are really weak, I thought the deeper in the galaxy we got, the stronger things got.
Kirby: No, we are the deep part of the galaxy.
Marx: ... ... ... ... ... Actually, that kind of makes sense.
Kirby: No it doesn't, I was making it up.
Kirby: Where'd you hear that people got stronger deeper in the galaxy anyway?
Marx: From you.
Marx: The instruction manual.
Kirby: Oh, I was just making that up too.
*They don't talk for a while, they reach the Divine Terminus after about 3 minutes*
Kirby: THERE'S THE GIANT PURPLE HEART!
Marx: But an old guy's blocking it.
Kirby: WELL I'LL JUST EAT HIM ALIVE
Marx: Isn't that just what you always do?
Kirby: Only if it's not in the first reboot! That one had an actually compelling world and interesting battles, those days are long since over!
Marx: I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm supposed to be the one who breaks the fourth wall all the time. Everybody knows that.
Kirby: Everyone from 2018.
Marx: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Kirby: ANYWAY IT'S SUCK TIME
Marx: That is literally the worst line I've ever heard.
Kirby: YOU'RE LITERALLY THE WORST LINE I'VE EVER HEARD
Marx: I'm not a line, I'm some reMarx.
Kirby: That's the worst remark I've ever heard.
Marx: YOU'RE THE WORST REMARK I'VE EVER HEARD
*Kirby tries to suck up Hyness and winds up with a spear punctured through him, stuck to the ground*
Kirby: HEY! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY I NEVER GOT INJURED!
(Zan Partizanne, who needs no introduction, appears)
Zan: It's Fran's job to address fourth wall breaks, I'm just here for when she says stuff instead of doing it.
Marx: Did anybody else notice that this addresses its.status as a reboot so much that it can neither be funny and random like the original or compelling like the reboot?
Kirby: SHUT UP, NERD.
Marx: Thanks, KBSU on Scratch, for giving us this hideous abomination of a personality for Kirby.
Zan: ANYWAY NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU OR SOMETHING
Marx: If you don't do that I'll give you a beach ball.
Zan: Why would I want a beach ball?
Marx: I mean, you never know if you might search the entire galaxy for happiness and wind up on a beach.
Zan: ... Yeah, seems legit.
*Zan lets go of Kirby and Marx gives Zan a beach ball*
Marx: Kirby, you might wanna run.
Marx: Because of this.
*The entire place explodes and every bit gets sent flying*
Kirby: ARE WE ALREADY USING A SCENE FROM THE TAIL END OF PART ONE IN THE ORIGINAL REBOOT?!?!?!?!
Marx: Of course not, this is actually a reference to the original.
*The Heart absorbs Hyness, who was the old guy they were talking about if you for some reason need clarification*
Kirby: OH NO! THE HEART IS STARTING TO MOVE AROUND IN VERY PREDICTABLE PATTERNS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Marx: We can't run because the whole place blew up.
Kirby: Didn't it have an energized core that made it reform...?
Marx: Didn't I say this was a reference the original and not the first reboot?
Zan: HEY YOU BLEW THIS PLACE UP, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!??!?!?
Marx: Apparently the creator decided to give me the powers of Marx Soul+ from the first reboot, not the best idea since Kirby only beat me in that state by using an insane strategy that sounds like something from a Shonen anime, don't expect any of that here.
Zan: But didn't Marx Soul+ make you go crazy or something and wasn't it formed out of the remains of a Nova??????
Kirby: Yeah but then I absorbed them with star power and replaced his body with a warp star's broken pieces!
Marx: You forgot the part where we fought after you copied my powers and then it turned out you were just trying to get close enough!
Kirby: Sadly, this is a completely different time line.
Marx: Yeah, one where I can't even joke about my nametag because it's different now.
Kirby: Wait, isn't something supposed to happen when the heart absorbs--
*Void erupts and blows Kirby, Marx, and Zan away to a nearby planet*
-TO BE CONTINUED-
(There we go, part 1 is remade. Honestly I kinda want to continue the first reboot if I can find it. I already repeatedly said this, but the first reboot was actually really good.)