Sailor Waddle Dee

For the r/Kirby Discord April Fools event, stayed up til 2am and was quite tired, but I had a lot of fun, haha! Irrelevant but I'm also gonna see the Sonic 2 Movie later, so... hope I have fun there! Enjoy ᐕ

I am new to this wiki

Not Fandom, just specifically the Kirby wiki

Sailor waddle Dee and bandana waddle Dee are best beans

Idk which Kirby game is my favorite, but Planet Robobot is amazing and I would love to get the new Kirby game

(I'm not sure exactly which category this goes in)

Prompt: waddle dee

*The group is in the Halberd, looking down at DMS. The Halberd shakes and fizzes.*

Mace Knight: The MetaLaser has drained all energy! We may have to jump!

Kirby: *YEET*

BWD: *looks down* I wouldn't be able to do that.

*DMK pushes him into the gap.*

BWD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

Magolors: Here goes! Whoop!

MK: Us knights shall help Susie. We'll meet you at the base.

Captain Vul: Hop on my wings.

SWD: You have--???

Captain Vul: YES!!!!

Down on the ground:

Kirby: PoYO!

DMS: Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa.... Eugh. Without an ability, what can you do to me?

BWD: Kirby! Use this! *throws Kirby Fighter Copy Essence*

*Kirby becomes Fighter Kirby and charges at DMS, who readies his sword.*

Kirby: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*They engage in a fight, mostly consisting of Kirby repeatedly punching DMS.*

Captain Vul: Attack the fiend from behind, but don't hit Kirby!

Axe Knight: Roger!

DMS: NO!!!! Get-- off-- ow!!!! How can these puny beings be so painfully annoying???

*Kirby charges his giant Hadouken and blasts DMS.*

DMS: Ungh... argh... well... I suppose I must destroy you now.

*He blasts Kirby and sends him flying.*

SWD: No!!!! *charges* AAAAAAAAAA--oof!

DMS: Heh. Now who can stop me???

*A giant face emerges behind him. It continues rising. Its eyes glint.*

DMS: *performs a double take* Ohhhhhhh... no.

Susie: Command: Execute defensive measures!

Star Dream 2.0: <O.K. EXECUTING DEFENSIVE MEASURES IN 3...2...1...GO!

*It fires a laser at Dark Matter, blasting him away. Meanwhile, Kirby inhales his Warp Star and acquires the Star Rod. A beam of light erupts upwards.*

Blue Magolor: Oh, you're in trouble now!

*Kirby blasts DMS into the HQ. The team follows.*

At HQ:

DMS: ....How??? I suppose I now need to unleash my, ah... FULL POWER.

*The MKs carry and place the time machine behind DMS.*

BWD: Sorry -- you haven't paid your energy bill!

*Kirby punches DMS into the machine. All the past versions group into it.*

SWD: Here... have this. *sniff*

*He gives Kirby an anchor keychain.*

SWD: When you drop it into the Fountain of Dreams, "we" will all know what happened. Then at least you can be friends with them the same way you were with us... memories from a future that never was.

Green Magolor: HOPEFULLY never was.

MK: ...Thank you. We will remember you through your past.

Pink Susie: Ready?? Machine at -80 mach! Travelling back!

*VWORP*

Back at the end of Season 1:

*The time machine disappears as the Skeld is consumed by Dark Matter. It returns the split second it disappeared. The team pushes Future DMS out, and the shadows engulfing the ship reform into Past DMS quickly.*

Past DMS: Wait... what is this??

Magolor: *gasp* Oh, no!!!!!! A clone!!!!!!!! You must defeat it!!!!!!!! Hang on while I fix that hole in the wall that's about to suck us into space.

Susie: And I need to fix the exploded reactor.

Future DMS: Listen to me! You need to--

Past DMS: IMPOSTER!!!! Whatever your plot is to stop me, I shall slay you!!!

Future DMS: No!!!!

*They battle. Past DMS eventually stabs his future and drags him on the floor -- leading them both into the ejection airlock.*

MK: Heh. Thwarted by your own ignorance.

BWD: Adios!!!!

*MK and BWD close the doors. Kirby pulls the lever.*

Both DMS': No!!!! NOOOO***************** [there's no sound in space]

MK: That's the last of him. I hope he's dead.

Gooey: Oh, he is! I can sense death among my brethren.

BWD: You can SPEAK??

Gooey: I have the ability to acquire momentary intelligence, but it takes up all of my energ-- ZZZZZZ

*Kirby and BWD look at each other and shrug as the dead resurrect, and peace is restored.*

CONTINUED IN EPILOGUE

BODY REPORTED

BWD: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Magolors: Yuuuuup.

DMKs: SUS!!!!!

Susies: Alright, listen up! --No, listen to ME. --Shut up!!

MKs: (Idiots.)

BWD: Alright, could we listen to someone WITHOUT a future clone?? Where's mine, by the wa--?

GMK: Don't ask!!!

SWD: Alright, guys! We need to look at the evidence, interrogate the witnesses, and come to a conclusion. Claycia says Dedede was killed in Elec. His body was found facing towards the vent, face down. There's residue of --

Captain Vul: Been reading Agatha Chrisdee again, hm?

SWD: AHEM!!! There's residue of a gold substance, otherwise known as Starshine. This is an alloy used in magical artifacts and weapons, especially... BLADES!

*He points towards Gold Meta Knight.*

GMK: Th-this is impossible!

SWD: Yes!!!!! Yes, it is!! Because, cameras show you going AWAY from Elec at the time of the murder. Cameras also show... THIS!

*A recording of GMK and ODMK fighting is played from camera data.*

SWD: This recording shows you and your old rival... BATTLING. He shaves off part of your mask, causing THIS dent!

*He turns GMK's face to reveal a huge dent.*

SWD: You were too ashamed to admit defeat, so you never told anyone. Obsidian Dark Meta Knight, may I see your sword?

ODMK: NEVER!!!

*Kirby punches him in the face. He goes flying, dropping his sword. SWD picks it up.*

SWD: Thank you!

Kirby: Poyo!

SWD: AS YOU CAN SEE, just as I suspected: Starshine from GMK's mask! And--BLOOD RESIDUE, matching Dedede's DNA.

Therefore... Obsidian Dark Meta Knight is...

*He pulls "ODMK"'s suit off.*

SWD: THE IMPOSTER! The REAL ODMK is dead, down in the Dark Halberd!

Dark Matter Swordsman: HA!!! You're too late! I have power over the Halberd! Nothing can--

*Kirby pulls a rope. An anvil falls on DMS's head and pushes him clear through the floor.*

Blue Magolor: Stop you?

*They all look through the hole. DMS lies on the ground unconscious, far below the Halberd.*

Mace Knight: Power is back on! Charging the MetaLaser X!

*A shot from the Halberd knocks Nova Knight back, and causes him to fall.*

Susies: We'll take the pod to Star Dream and destroy Dark Matter!

BWD: What's that, Kirby?? He says no!

Kirby: Poyo!

BWD: Destroy Nova Knight with it; we will handle DMS?? "We??"

MK: Do as he says. Prepare yourselves... for the final battle!

Meta Knight: Ok, listen up. I know the Halberd as well as myself does. I say me and my counterparts team up, while you others and my crew can figure it out for yourselves.

Blue Magolor: Right. Uh... Exactly how many of us are there?

MK: Me.

GMK: Me.

ODMK: Me...

DMK: Me...

Green Magolor: Me!

Blue Magolor: ..And me...

Kirby: Poyo!

Dedede: Me!!

BWD: Me :D

Gooey: *screams*

Claycia: Me!

Captain Vul: Me.

Mace Knight: Me.

Sailor Waddle Dee: Me!!!

Axe Knight: And me!

Blue Magolor: Oh geez...

Green Magolor: Ok, listen up! The Magolors and Susies will be in one team, and Kirby and Gooey will team up as well. Bandana Dee--

BWD: Can I be on Kirby's team? Please???

Kirby: Poyo!

Green Magolor: Wait, no--

BWD: Yay! Thanks!

Green Magolor: *sighs* The crew will have their own group. And--

Sailor Dee: I wanna be on Kirby's team too!

Green Magolor: N--

Kirby: Poyo!

SWD: Yay!!!

Claycia: Me and the King could team up!

King Dedede: Sure!!

Green Magolor: Okaaaaay, FINE. This is our setup. Team Clay can head over to the Reactor and the Engine Room to--

*everyone leaves.*

Magolors: ...Bye.

In Electrical:

Dedede: *whistles* Could you pass me that screwdriver, Clay? ...Clay??

*A shadowy figure emerges from a vent and approaches Dedede.*

Dedede: AAAAAAAAAUUUGH!

Claycia: *flies over to elec* W- what happened??? *gasp* Oh NO!!!!

BODY REPORTED

If no one makes Saildana content then i will

(this is a random doodle pls ignore this aaa-)

So I imagine that all of the Waddle Dees have the same voice (being the Peatea64 Waddle Dee voice from "Nightmare in Dream Land in a nutshell"), but Sailor Waddle Dee also has a British accent for some reason

IDK why, I just recently started reading him with a British accent. Sometimes the voice is just different too.

It's weird.

I wanna know if I’m alone on this

They deserve more love

And to appear in more games

PETITION FOR TRIDENT AND JAVELIN TO GET PERSONALITIES

When referring to the Meta-Knights, I specifically mean:

*Axe Knight

*Mace Knight

*Trident Knight

*Javelin Knight

*Captain Vul

*Sailor Waddle Dee

(NOTE: This probably won't be my only "what if [x] was/were in in the anime?" post. However, I wanted to start with these idiots because I love them all.

If I make a second one, it'll probably be Bandee. Bandee is love, Bandee is life... even though, when this anime was made, his only appearance was as the weakest opponent in Megaton Punch)

Here you go

I quickly doodled the thing you guys told me to draw.

Sorry they aren't very good.

Anyway whatever enjoy some sloppy doodles :l