Ranger

(Following requested by @DatMeme20)

(one of SM0R3S' guns is broken on the floor)

SM0R3S: So, who broke it?

All: .....

SM: I'm not mad, i just wanna know.

Parkey: ...I did, I bro-

SM: No, no you didn't Park. Kiwi?

Kiwi: Don't look at me, look at Scaredy!

Scaredy: Wha- I didn't break it!

KW: Huh. Then how did you know it was broken?

SC: Because its right in front of us and its broken!

KW: Hmm, suspicious.

Carbon: If it matters, The Parallel freaks-

*parker starts to look angry*

CB: Not you, the good time pals

Parallel Park: Good.

CB: Anyway, They were the last one to touch it.

Marsh: It wasn't me or ANY of my fwiends!

Ian and Lemon: Yeah!

CB: Oh really, what were you doing with it before?

MM: We were putting peach seeds in it to plant trees to send food to the poor!

*parker and sm0r3s burst out laughing*

PKY: Ok lets not fight, I broke it let me pay for it-

*sm0r3s slams his fist on the table*

SM: NO! WHO. BROKE IT?

PKR: Sm0r3s, Ioshua's been awfully quiet-

KW: YOU DARE SAY THAT T0 THEM?!

PKR: yeah, why?

KW: oh mY LORRDDDDD!-

*everyone starts to fight. Sm0r3s drags parker out and into his room where the bad time trio and mahoroa are waiting.*

*Sm0r3s chuckles*

SM: I broke it. The trigger wasn't working so I slammed it on the floor. I think in a few minutes, they're all gonna be at each other's Throats with Cleanex and Goat horns!

*Everyone in the room starts to laugh with fighting SFX outside of the room*

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I made these two new enemies. Creepstep is a bigger variant of Spookstep. (Yes, I know that the Creepstep is hilariously bad)

After commiting a genocide against Triple D's grunts, Kirby went out for a drive to chill. Unfortunately, Triple D sent more grunts on wheelies.

Kirby whipped out his emergency pistol and start blasting at the enemy.

Because Kirby's the main character, he won.

Kirby wakes up in a dull grey cage with a crowbar in his hand. He saw 2 familiar figures in front of him.

The announcer shouted, 'IN THIS ROUND KIRBY WILL FIGHT OUR CHAMPION FROM LAST YEAR, LOLOLO AND LALALA! WILL THE 2 FEARSOME PARTNERS TEAR KIRBY IN HALF OR WILL KIRBY'S ELDRITCH APPETITE BE FULFILLED? WE'LL SEE IN THIS BATTLE OF DREAMLAND DEATHMATCH!!!'

The crowd around the cage squealed and cheered. They crave violence.

'READY? SET? FIIIIIIGHT!!!'

The enemies are rapidly approaching him with a pistol and a chainsaw. Will Kirby fight his way out of this underground illegal arena?

I'm referencing the siblings Ash and Alex from HM2. Ash, the brother wields a pistol while Alex uses a chainsaw to hack people in half.

There's a troll again.

Both blue penguins.

Is anyone else

Gary Stu are the male counterpart to Mary Sue.