Shadow Dedede: Almost there. You'll be home in no time.
That's good to hear!
???? ???? ??????: Not so fast! *a figure flies in front of them*
Shadow Dedede: What the- Dark Meta Knight?
Dark Meta Knight: What seems to be going on here?
Shadow Dedede: Oh it's nothing really. This Burning Leo here got sucked into this dimension by mistake, so now I'm taking him home.
Dark Meta Knight: Hmm. *Points with sword* Your name is Draco, the famous interviewer correct?
Uh, yeah. That's me! Heh heh.
Dark Meta Knight: Hmmm, is that so.....Before you leave, mind if I have an interview?
Shadow Dedede: Thats awfully out of character of you.
Dark Meta Knight: So it is, but whatever people think of me, I want those thoughts to be correct, and accurate.
Shadow Dedede: Fair.
Well I'd be happy to! You've been a highly requested character, so we actually have some questions for you already! Of course, I didn't expect to be able to interview you, but here we are!
Dark Meta Knight: Well then, let's begin.
@Golden Bitbot asks if you could come to their house so they can hug you.
Dark Meta Knight: Find the dimension mirror, survive you mirror counter part and MAYBE I'll hug you. But I'm not going to your house.
Alright, here are some questions from @Lunarduo.
Why have you never talked in offical media?
What relationship did you have with Sectonia?
Since the real Meta is the mentor of the real Kirby, would that flip for you and Shadow? AKA, Shadow being your mentor?
Do you like drawing pictures often?
What happened to your wings that made them bleed during DDDT in TD?
Since you're a flip of Meta, your taste buds would have flipped as well... *Offers Flamin' Hot Cheetoes*
Can Mirror Galaxia talk? If so, how chatty are they?
Would you say your ability is Mirror, Sword, or both?
How much of a prankster are you?
What do you think of Shadow Dedede and King D-Mind?
"And for the biggest one of all, WHY THE HELL DID YOU HELP KIRBY DURING STAR ALLIES- "
Dark Meta Knight: I can see what you meant by highly requested. I don't talk in official media because I prefer to keep to myself. I never met Sectonia physically. However, I did notice how fixated she was with the mirror. No, I'm still Shadow Kirby's mentor. I'm not an artist. When I was born into the dimension, my wings were made tattered so I looked like a more intimidating version of Meta Knight. Oh my gosh. Must I explain how the mirror dimension works? While it's true that some parts of me are not the same as Meta Knight's most of the general stuff remains the same. So I will not be taking your hell made grub *throws it aside*
Shadow Dedede: More for me! *Catches it, and throws it into his stomach* See Draco? Told you it was convenient.
Wow.
Dark Meta Knight: No, why would Galaxia be able to talk? Oh look, finally another reasonable question. I'd say my ability is both. I'm not really a prankster, though I do enjoy toying with Shadow Kirby by splitting into three, and making him guess which one is me. Shadow Dedede and King-D Mind are pretty much the same people, so my opinion on them are the same. They're good rulers, who work hard for the kingdom. No, I'm not just saying that because he's right there.
Shadow Dedede: Wouldn't be offended even if you were. *Throws more chips into his stomach*
Dark Meta Knight: for your information, the maker of Star Allies were merchandising. They wanted to bring back an interesting character to get more people to get the game. Besides, I'm not completely antagonistic. I'm only a foe to those who get too close to the Dimension mirror.
Then why didn't you attack Sectonia?
Dark Meta Knight: I was busy with other things. Besides, the mirror itself did my job for me.
I see. Next question. From @Muddleduck, "So… your just emo Meta Knight?"
Dark Meta Knight: No, it's much deeper than that.
I see. @Picnic239 asks what your opinions are on all of the other Meta Knight variations?
Dark Meta Knight: Stock Mecha Knight isn't terrifying by itself, it's who created it. While I personally haven't mechanized, I don't want to find out what it feels like. Phantom Meta Knight and Parallel Meta Knight are interesting, as they overlap with me quite a bit. We both inhabit other dimensions, are variations of an original being, and were made through unnatural means. As for normal Meta Knight, he's a good warrior. If fate is on our side, we will meet again. I'd very much like another duel with him.
Interesting. @Wishful43 asks if you like shadow kirby, and if you fight with them a lot.
Dark Meta Knight: While he's not the best warrior out there, he does his best, and has the best intentions. He doesn't seem like much, but he has his uses.
Shadow Dedede: Yeah, like cleaning out the pantry.
Dark Meta Knight: Dedede! *bonks with Galaxia*
Shadow Dedede: OW! What? It's true!
Dark Meta Knight: He may not be the best at his job, but give him time. He'll be as strong as the rest of us soon.
Shadow Dedede: I'd like to see that.
A fellow interviewer of mine, @Marxishere a.k.a. Laney asks if your abilities came natural to you, or did you have to learn them.
Dark Meta Knight: Most of them were natural to me. However, some like cloning myself took a little bit of mastery.
I see. @Chaos-blade35 asks what exactly are you?
Dark Meta Knight: Well, Meta Knight and Kirby are star warriors, so I think it's safe to assume I am too.
Interesting. Well, I don't really have a lot of questions for you myself, so I'll ask you them all at once. Do you tend to flee if your mask breaks, and do you enjoy battling?
Dark Meta Knight: Even if my mask breaks, I'll keep fighting until I'm knocked down. As for your second question, yes I do. Though not to the same extent as the normal Meta Knight.
Alright! That's our time for today.
Dark Meta Knight: Many thanks for the interview. Hope you get home safely. Oh, and Dedede?
Shadow Dedede: Yeah?
Dark Meta Knight: Try not to let him die. *Flies off*
Shadow Dedede: *Grumbles*
There you have it! My interview with Dark Meta Knight! Wispy Woods is next!
