Kirby: Squeak Squad

Spotted this in the new TM video.

Something About KSS coming soon?

Had a bubble in my mouth (because no space) and then used a ufo bubble and ended up with this cursed thing

1) Prism plains ➡️ Sunshine plains

2) Nature notch ➡️ Quartz garden (because level starts from cave)

3) Cushy clouds ➡️ Unbounded clouds

4) Jam jungle ➡️ Evergreen jungle

5) Vocal volcano ➡️ Absorbed volcano

6) Ice Island ➡️ Kingdom iceberg (because current name of that level repeats name of "ice cream island")

7) Secret sea ➡️ Secret sea (leave as it was)

8) Gamble Galaxy ➡️ Cosmic final (just why not)

Everyone will have to had two more de's when the beginning of a word starts with de, like deal to dededeal. All until at 12:00am today! If you don't, then I'll steal Kirby's cake and leave it here, so he'll think you guys stole it.

Edit Kirby found me and I need help. HELP ME!

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER SHORTCAKE DAROACH

Also evil kirby omg

When I mentioned Dark Nebula during a talk about Zero, I was motivated to try Squeak Squad again. I beat Dedede by spamming Ice at the beginning, and I beat Daroach, but now I need five Star Seals to get to the next level, and I only have three of them. I have no idea how I got them or where the other two are.

Prompt: Mass attack (bonus, better image of day 7)

By that I mean I made a cover of the song "The Monochrome Mentality" (by RIP) except the cover is just Meta Knight, Dedede, and Bandee having a court case over Kirby's actions Squeak Squad

Oh yeah, and the cover is in Japanese just because.

I'll be putting the Japanese, the romaji (the Japanese written in English letters), and the English translation. I'll be breaking up the parts by labeling the "singer."

Here's the original song

Enjoy this stupid parody

~Lyrics~

META KNIGHT:

皆さん、見てよぞ！

Minasan, mite yo zo!

Everyone, behold!

ケーキに夢中のこの

Keeki ni muchuu no kono

This cake-obsessed

個人は目の前にをは

Kojin wa me no mae ni wo wa

Individual right before you eyes

道義がありない

Dougi ga arinai

He has no moral principles

生きことを値しない

Iki koto wo ataishinai

He doesn’t deserve to live

アペタイトを従う個人は

Apetaito wo shitagau kojin wa

This individual who abides by his appetite

見た誰もを戦って、

Mita daremo wo tatakatte,

He fought everyone he saw and

暗黒の支配者を離したぜ

Ankoku no shihaisha wo hanashita ze

Freed the ruler of the underworld

ケーキのため

Keeki no tame

For cake

不適正な振る舞いね

Futekiseina furumai ne

This is unacceptable behavior

大食漢を処罰するはずぜ

Taishokukan wo shobatsu suru hazu ze

We should punish this glutton

死刑をくれ

Shikei wo kure

Give him the death penalty

さあさあ、済ましてよ！

Saasaa, sumashite yo!

Come on, get it over with!

薬殺刑をくれ

Yakusatsukei wo kure

Give him the lethal injection

甘い万物のファンは、

Amai banbutsu no fan wa,

This fan of all things sweet

ただで済まないぜ

Tada de sumanai ze

Will not get away with this

私の選択のは、

Watashi no sentaku no wa,

My choice is

刺し殺すよ！

Sashikorosu yo!

To stab him to death!

正解は明らかだ

Seikai wa akiraka da

The right choice is obvious

今殺しよう！！

Ima koroshiyou!!

Let’s kill him right now!!

KING DEDEDE:

誇張してるんだよ

Kochou shiterun da yo

You’re exaggerating a lot

ケーキの大ファンのこの

Keeki no daifan no kono

This extremely cake-loving

個人は子供だけだぜ

Kojin wa kodomo dake da ze

Individual is just a little kid

誤解だけんだったな

Gokai daken datta na

It was just a misunderstanding

意図的じゃなかった

Itoteki janakatta

It wasn’t intentional

この個人の行動ね

Kono kojin no koudou ne

This individual’s actions

濡れ衣だけんだやい

Nureginu daken da yai

You’re just making false accusations

痛みたいことをしくなかったわい

Itamitai koto wo shikunakatta wai

He didn’t want to hurt anyone

ねえ、違くない

Nee, chigakunai

Listen, it’s not like that at all

ほら、賢明ではありない

Hora, kenmei de wa arinai

Look, he doesn't know any better

俺様は大王だ。聞いて、オールライト？

Oresama wa daiou da. Kiite, ooruraito?

I’m your great king. Listen to me, alright?

ことを言いたい…

Koto wo iitai...

I wanna say this...

さあさあ、忘れてよ！

Saasaa, wasurete yo!

Come on, forget about it!

余裕を与えて

Yuyuu wo ataete

Cut him some slack

小さいガキはバカ

Chiisai gaki wa baka

The little brat is stupid,

だが、悪くないぜ

Daga, warukunai ze

But he’s not evil

害意がありないだぞ

Gaii ga arinai da zo

There’s no malicious intent

純真とナイーブね

Junshin to naiibu ne

He’s innocent and naive

あの子は無罪んだ

Ano ko wa muzain da

That kid isn’t guilty

まあ許してぜ！！

Maa yurushite ze!!

Just forgive him!!

BANDANA WADDLE DEE:

ええ、起きているの？何をしているの？

Ee, okiteiru no? Nani wo shiteiru no?

Um, what’s happening? What are you doing?

ねえ、無駄骨じゃないのか？

Nee, mudabone janai no ka?

C’mon, isn’t this a waste of time?

これは本当に論じていることですの？

Kore wa hontou ni ronjiteiru koto desu no?

Is this really what you’re arguing about?

僕は心配なっているは…

Boku wa shinpai natteiru wa…

I’m getting worried...

その矛盾をやめろ

Sono mujun wo yamero

Stop it with those contradictions

二人はもう腹を据えたのさ。怖いんだは

Futari wa mou hara wo sueta no sa. Kowain da wa

You guys have made up your minds already. I’m scared

どうぞ、デタラメを吐き出してやめてくださいよ

Douzo, detarame wo hakidashite yamete kudasai yo

Please, I beg you to stop spitting out this nonsense

二人とも…

Futaritomo…

Both of you...

さあさあ、済ましてよ！

Saasaa, sumashite yo!

Come on, get it over with!

もう知らないんだね

Mou shiranain da ne

I don’t know anymore

全部はケーキのせいの

Zenbu wa keeki no sei no

All of this because of cake

バカバカしいんだぜ

Bakabakashiin da ze

This is ridiculous

何にもならないから、

Nanimonaranai kara,

It’s not worth it, so

揉めてやめろ

Momete yamero

Stop fighting

何を考えることを知っていないよ

Nani wo kangaeru koto wo shitteinai yo

I don’t know what to think

ああ、

Aa,

Oh,

さあさあ、済ましてよ！

Saasaa, sumashite yo!

Come on, get it over with!

もうどうでもいいんだ！

Mou doudemoiin da!

I don’t care anymore!

バカな開廷は、苦労しかを起こすは

Bakana kaitei wa, kurou shika wo okosu wa

This stupid court case will only bring trouble

ごめんけど、寝たいんだ

Gomen kedo, netain da

I’m sorry, but I wanna go to sleep

勝手にしろよ

Katte ni shiro yo

Have it your way

気にしてやめたね

Ki ni shite yameta ne

I’ve stopped caring

家に行くの！！

Ie ni iku no!!

I’m going home!!

NOTE:

暗黒の支配者 doesn’t actually mean “ruler of the underworld,” but the game used that in its localization so I wanna make it clear that this is a direct reference to Dark Nebula. It’s more like “ruler of darkness.”

So what’re your opinions on the squeaks? This is a follow up to my last post. But this time you will be mentioning who you like and why.

Now I might as well give a reason to like them.

Daroach is the blue mouse, Spinni is the one with the glasses, Storo is the one with the eye patch, Doc is the one in the ufo, and squeakers are above. Daroach: This iconic mouse not only is a dream friend, but he’s the leader of the squeaks!

Spinni: The speed of the squeaks. Even appears in Kirby star allies! Look at those glasses!

Storo: The muscle of the squeaks. He can pound down pegs in Kirby star allies!

Doc: The brains of the squeaks. His ufo can produce electricity!

Squeakers: The henchmen of the squeaks. Press down and b after summoning spinni to see them in action!

Daroach: My crew is my family, and there the best around.