Jambastion Religion

This started as me trying to nail the designs on the Mage-Sisters and then just became… this

(it’s sideways TwT)

Anyway- from the top down! (Or left to right ig since it’s sideways)

Yeah, this one speaks for itself. Flamberge would totally be the one to do that out of the three of them.

I don’t even know why I drew the second one but Kirby looks so cute with Fransisca’s hat + axe. Who knows where he got them though. Considering Fransisca herself also has them.

A headcanon of mine: Magolor is related to the Ancients. After discovering Hyness, an actual Ancient, he’s likely curious as to if they possess any of the same abilities. Although I think Magolor got that particular one from the Master Crown…

Galacta Knight doesn’t look like Meta Knight, Meta Knight looks like Galacta Knight. Just like Batman doesn’t live in Bruce Wayne’s basement, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman’s attic. I figured Zan would probably be the first one to notice.

I just wanted to draw Zero-Two again but this was a strictly Jamba-themed page so now we have Fransisca being a Frangirl.

Fun is infinite fun is infinite fun is infinite fun is infinite fun is infinite fun is infinite fun is infinite fun is in- yes I’m cringe I know :\ you don’t need to tell me

Also, in the corner over there are two of my OCs! I don’t use them much on this wiki but here they are. On the left is Ebony. You won’t see him very often, I only pull him out of my bucket of TPE (The Particle Experiment) characters when I need an OC for Yoshi to converse with. On the right is Jedi Yoshi (Yoshi for short). He used to look like a Jedi Yoshi, now… well, lore happened, and now he’s just a soul. He’s my main OC though, the one you’ll see me roleplay as.

I NEEDED TO SAY IT. ALSO WE DON'T KNOW THAT THE JAMBASTION RELIGION IS CALLED THE JAMBASTION RELIGION. IF ANYTHING, IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE JAMBANDRA RELIGION.

So someone suggested that I should do a funni comic on Hyness and his cult.

I need jokes ideas ̶t̶ ̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶ ̶e̶ ̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶ ̶k̶, ̶q̶ ̶u̶ ̶e̶ ̶s̶ ̶t̶ ̶i̶ ̶o̶ ̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶ ̶l̶ ̶e̶, ̶r̶ ̶e̶ ̶l̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶ ̶e̶ ̶d̶ ̶t̶ ̶o̶ ̶c̶ ̶u̶ ̶l̶ ̶t̶ ̶s̶ ̶i̶ ̶n̶ ̶g̶ ̶e̶ ̶n̶ ̶e̶ ̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶ You didn't see anything since I'm running out of ideas :/

Update: someone posted one thank you so much!

"parody of preaching'

Hello it is me your local language nerd here to talk about a fictional language of which we know maybe two dozen words

There is no cohesive theme to this post other than me connecting dots, so let's go babey!!

(There is discussion of swearing in this post, but no actual swear words)

First off, the words we see in Hyness' descriptions are basically the Ancients' language, but with alterations that fit their more 'holy' lifestyle. "Jamba" is a general word that connects something with their religion. Stuff like the "Jamba New Year!" listed on the Jambastion Religion page would translate to something like "(have a) blessed New Year!" rather than just meaning "happy", which is said to be "jhappy". Similar with "jambadetana" for "congratulations", which might carry a sort of "god has helped you achieve this" type connotation.

"Bastion" meaning "heart" is a connection that could mean a lot of things. We could assume that it's a coincidence that it's a real word, but I feel like you could make connections between "fortress" and "heart", mostly if "heart" is taken to mean "center" as it sometimes does. I also noticed that I, someone who speaks English, end up just saying "the Jambastion" when referring to the area in Star Allies, but that's likely not correct in the Jambastion language. "Jambastion" seems to translate to "Jamba (divine?) Heart", so the level is called "Jamba Heart Fortress". Whether that's referring to the actual heart or whether it's because the religion is named after the Jamba heart is something to think about.

There's also the use of "Jamblasted", which to me, scans as a (probably pretty minor) swear word. If you think about it, it seems to be "ridiculed by the divine power", which is a common theme in swear words. The two characters who use it are also Zan Partizanne and Flamberge, both of whom I can definitely see not being the cleanest. In my own headcanons and stories I also just use "blasted" as an exclamation, as it's removing the divine part. Since it's usually Galacta Knight saying it, he probably either hasn't heard the religiousified version, or refuses to use it because he doesn't like anything to do with Hyness or Void.

I like to think of this as being an actual language that evolved over time, so the fact that the letter J shows up a lot is more coincidence than active effort. The influence of the root "Jamba" has definitely affected Hyness' dialect, but words like "majaja" and "jorrow" are just because J is a common letter, like E and T are common letters in English.

I also want to bring up something I noticed years ago and has always interested me. When Corrupt Hyness gets his hood knocked off, he yells gibberish. But if you look closely, there's Jambastion words in there! The dialogue is "VUNMAJICIOUSEVITIRIGGAMAPOP". You can break that into "Vun majicious eviti rigga mapop". If we look at the language, that translates to "Very tasty (???) painful hope". It seems like random words, but I like to interpret it as something along the lines of "hope that feels very good but hurts because it won't lead to anything". Maybe "majicious" has more general connotations of "good" instead of just "tasty", or maybe "eviti" changes the meaning to be more emotional rather than actually talking about taste, who knows. It's Hyness screaming his thoughts because he's getting overwhelmed and probably deep down feels really bad, and doesn't think he can be saved at this point.

His first fight also has some kinda-Jambastion words in his "JUHYAMBAVITRIGOKOPOKOJAAAH", which seems to have "juh", kind of "Jamba", that "vit" letter clump again, and a misspelling of "gopokko". I don't see much deep analysis in this one, though. I think it basically means he's trying to say "WHAT IN THE DARK LORD'S NAME JUST HAPPENED" but he's stuttering.

One last detail is that I like that the grammar is a little different from English in "Zan Par…? Jaway majaja! Japologa vun/Zan Par…? I forgot again! I’m very sorry." The fact that it doesn't specify the first-person pronoun, and that "very" comes after "sorry", gah it's just so cool that a little thought was put into it.

Anyway that's my thoughts on the language, at least until I go to bed and realize I completely forgot an example! I really like analyzing fictional languages, even if I barely have anything to go off of.

Hey, everybody! I actually somehow remembered to do this, which is great :'D

-Rules-

-Keep it PG

-OCs are allowed for pretty much all of these

-If you miss a day, that's okay! Days are skippable :D

-Have fun :3

Anyway, here are the days!

Day 1, Flowers ~ On this day, draw a character with a flower! (Preferably a rose or a pink, red, or white flower :3) They can be giving flowers to someone, have one in their hair, or just holding one!

Day 2, Valentine's colors ~ Draw a character with a Valentine's Day themed color pallette! (Pink, red, white, etc)

Day 3, Chocolate ~ Draw a character eating or giving someone chocolate! Chocolates are a great Valentine's treat :D

Day 4, Jamba ~ The Jambastion religion has a heart motif, so why not use them for a Valentine's Day drawing? Draw everyone's favorite cultists (and their god, if you want to add Void Termina in too) doing something together!

Day 5, brOTP ~ For those of you who don't know, a brOTP is your favorite pair (or group) of best friends! Draw them doing something fun!

Day 6, Cupids ~ Draw a character as an adorable little cupid!

Day 7, Cards ~ No, I don't mean the little Valentine's Day cards, I mean DECKS of cards! Draw characters as different card symbols, since these symbols are also sort of affiliated with Valentine's! (I.e. Clovers, hearts, spades)

Day 8, Party ~ Draw characters at a fun Valentine's party!

Day 9, Ribbons ~ Ribbons are also associated with Valentine's as well, so draw characters with ribbons!

Day 10, Artists ~ (I was running out of ideas at this point :'D) Draw the artist characters in Kirby doing something Valentine's Day related!

Day 11, Friend Hearts ~ Friend hearts make people your friend, right? Then it's a perfect element for a valentine's day drawing!

Day 12, Magic ~ Get your mage/wizard/etc characters out, because that day we'll be doing some magic! Love spells, magic tricks, and much more!

Day 13, Dinner ~ Make some characters a nice Valentine's Day dinner! Yum!

Final Day, Day 14, OTP ~ The last day, Valentine's Day itself! Draw your OTP doing something cute together!

Whew, that sure was a lot! Let me know if you'll be participating, I can't wait to see what you guys come up with!

So @Diff Juns and I were taking on another site, and she said she was trying to remember "hello" in french and all she thought of was "bonjam"

so i did this

Nous sommes les maîtres d'un pouvoir poussé jusqu'aux confins de l'univers, et nous n'avons qu'un désir! Quelqu'un comme vous peut-il comprendre à quel point nous nous sommes attachés à ce rêve à travers les éons? Comment peux-tu! Tu ne pouvais pas! Jamais jamais jamais! Nous qui avons affronté ceux qui avaient tellement peur de notre pouvoir qu'ils nous ont scellés et bannis au bord de la galaxie! NOUS! Comme si cette beauté ne suffisait pas, ils ont essayé d'effacer notre existence même de l'histoire! GROSSIER! Ce n'est que par notre magie que nous avons pu vaincre leur science et atteindre une grande prospérité! Nous étions seuls responsables de l'arrêt de ce répugnant cauchemar d'une crise galactique, mais c'est ainsi que vous nous remboursez! Cela ne tiendra pas! Ce ne sera pas pardonné! Ça ne sera pas oublié! Jamais jamais jamais! Ceux qui nous ont appelés fous, écoutez-vous? Vous nous avez laissé au bord de la galaxie pour être oublié, puis avez poursuivi votre joyeux chemin, vivant probablement dans un endroit joli et paisible! Mais sachez ça! Votre avenir est une farce! Vous n'en avez pas! Nous, maîtres d'une affaire des plus sombres, nous promettons d'être restaurés, comme le prédit le livre de légende, que tout le monde pensait être un conte de fées! C'ÉTAIT PAS! Nous avons déjà obtenu le récipient qui contient notre Seigneur des Ténèbres, et il va bientôt se réveiller et nous couvrir de compassion! Regardez! Le vaisseau de notre Seigneur des Ténèbres se remplit alors même que nous parlons! Le moment est venu pour sa grandeur d'entrer dans notre monde! Bienvenue dans une nouvelle histoire! Une nouvelle ère! L'âge de génial! JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE, DARK LORD! BON ANNIVERSAIRE!

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The jambastion equivalent to holy water is just jamba juice

that is all