(Basically this is ANOTHER reboot of my old story, Marx, Kirby, and the Divine Terminus. Don't ask why it's capitalized like that, it just is.)
(You all know who Marx and Kirby are, but I need to set the stage... The two of these guys heard about a massive Heart across the galaxy, and Kirby for some reason wanted to go look at it and forced Marx to come along. THEY'RE FRIENDS IN THIS TIMELINE SO JUST GO WITH IT. Some of you might actually remember the original story, but this one is kind of rewritten with some integration of the reboot's plot points so um-- WELL YOU'LL SEE.)
*Marx and Kirby crash land in Jambandra base*
Marx: This place looks like heck, do we really have to be here?
Kirby: (Um to be clear I'll put everything he says as actual words but it's kind of a Poyo poyo code language, in the original story he talked and in the reboot it was all Poyos so happy in between I guess) YES! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE IN THE GALAXY WITH A GIANT PURPLE HEART!
Marx: Well, you have a giant black heart, isn't that close enough?
Marx: ... Why didn't you just buy paint?
Kirby: I'm broke.
Marx: HOW'D YOU AFFORD TO BUY A PHONE AND PAY FOR UNIVERSAL SERVICE?
Kirby: I spent all my money.
Marx: WELL HOW DO YOU GET FOOD?
Kirby: By working and playing among the heavens.
Marx: No in America will get that reference.
Kirby: What's America?
Marx: I don't know, I think I made it up.
Kirby: Nobody who wasn't here in 2018 will get that reference.
*They walk for like 2 minutes and kill some enemies and stuff*
Marx: These guys are really weak, I thought the deeper in the galaxy we got, the stronger things got.
Kirby: No, we are the deep part of the galaxy.
Marx: ... ... ... ... ... Actually, that kind of makes sense.
Kirby: No it doesn't, I was making it up.
Kirby: Where'd you hear that people got stronger deeper in the galaxy anyway?
Marx: From you.
Marx: The instruction manual.
Kirby: Oh, I was just making that up too.
*They don't talk for a while, they reach the Divine Terminus after about 3 minutes*
Kirby: THERE'S THE GIANT PURPLE HEART!
Marx: But an old guy's blocking it.
Kirby: WELL I'LL JUST EAT HIM ALIVE
Marx: Isn't that just what you always do?
Kirby: Only if it's not in the first reboot! That one had an actually compelling world and interesting battles, those days are long since over!
Marx: I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm supposed to be the one who breaks the fourth wall all the time. Everybody knows that.
Kirby: Everyone from 2018.
Marx: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Kirby: ANYWAY IT'S SUCK TIME
Marx: That is literally the worst line I've ever heard.
Kirby: YOU'RE LITERALLY THE WORST LINE I'VE EVER HEARD
Marx: I'm not a line, I'm some reMarx.
Kirby: That's the worst remark I've ever heard.
Marx: YOU'RE THE WORST REMARK I'VE EVER HEARD
*Kirby tries to suck up Hyness and winds up with a spear punctured through him, stuck to the ground*
Kirby: HEY! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY I NEVER GOT INJURED!
(Zan Partizanne, who needs no introduction, appears)
Zan: It's Fran's job to address fourth wall breaks, I'm just here for when she says stuff instead of doing it.
Marx: Did anybody else notice that this addresses its.status as a reboot so much that it can neither be funny and random like the original or compelling like the reboot?
Kirby: SHUT UP, NERD.
Marx: Thanks, KBSU on Scratch, for giving us this hideous abomination of a personality for Kirby.
Zan: ANYWAY NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU OR SOMETHING
Marx: If you don't do that I'll give you a beach ball.
Zan: Why would I want a beach ball?
Marx: I mean, you never know if you might search the entire galaxy for happiness and wind up on a beach.
Zan: ... Yeah, seems legit.
*Zan lets go of Kirby and Marx gives Zan a beach ball*
Marx: Kirby, you might wanna run.
Marx: Because of this.
*The entire place explodes and every bit gets sent flying*
Kirby: ARE WE ALREADY USING A SCENE FROM THE TAIL END OF PART ONE IN THE ORIGINAL REBOOT?!?!?!?!
Marx: Of course not, this is actually a reference to the original.
*The Heart absorbs Hyness, who was the old guy they were talking about if you for some reason need clarification*
Kirby: OH NO! THE HEART IS STARTING TO MOVE AROUND IN VERY PREDICTABLE PATTERNS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Marx: We can't run because the whole place blew up.
Kirby: Didn't it have an energized core that made it reform...?
Marx: Didn't I say this was a reference the original and not the first reboot?
Zan: HEY YOU BLEW THIS PLACE UP, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!??!?!?
Marx: Apparently the creator decided to give me the powers of Marx Soul+ from the first reboot, not the best idea since Kirby only beat me in that state by using an insane strategy that sounds like something from a Shonen anime, don't expect any of that here.
Zan: But didn't Marx Soul+ make you go crazy or something and wasn't it formed out of the remains of a Nova??????
Kirby: Yeah but then I absorbed them with star power and replaced his body with a warp star's broken pieces!
Marx: You forgot the part where we fought after you copied my powers and then it turned out you were just trying to get close enough!
Kirby: Sadly, this is a completely different time line.
Marx: Yeah, one where I can't even joke about my nametag because it's different now.
Kirby: Wait, isn't something supposed to happen when the heart absorbs--
*Void erupts and blows Kirby, Marx, and Zan away to a nearby planet*
-TO BE CONTINUED-
(There we go, part 1 is remade. Honestly I kinda want to continue the first reboot if I can find it. I already repeatedly said this, but the first reboot was actually really good.)
Everyone knows the hyness rant, or at least some parts of it.
Here's the full thing:
We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn’t! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn’t enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won’t stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It's one big block of words...
Anyway, so, I decided to translate this as best as I could into Spanish! Here's what I got:
Nosotros ser el maestros de un el poder conducido al lejos colonizado del universo, y tenemos pero un deseo!
This is basically the first sentence. I'm starting off slow, but I'll get there. If anyone who happens to know Spanish better than I do, feel free to help out! (Note I am not fluent, so this sentence may be wrong)
Also Mercy, guess what I decided to do
Hyness: *lays there in defeat from Kirby*
Zan: Yeah you! You did nothing but abused us! You can’t even remember my name! You treated us like dirt on the side of a road.
Hyness: No I didn’t! And I know your name!
All Three Mage Sisters: *shake their heads* No you don’t. You never did!
Hyness: One last time ok!?
All Three Mage Sisters: Fine.... One last time.
Hyness: Zen part?
No that’s not right.... Uh...
Flamberge: C’mon it’s no use we should just leave him.
Fransisca: *Nods in agreement*
Zan: One last thing *zaps Hyness* there we go.
Franscisa and Flamberge: *Claps*
And The Mage sister left him to die there for the right reason.
(I’m so sorry if I stole anyone’s idea)
(If you don’t agree with this please don’t write an angry comment instead exit this post and look for other posts you like) (Please give constructive criticism to help me edit this to make it even better) (The Fransica tag didn’t come up btw)
Idk I decided to do this, i was bored
Here we go
Just let them know we’re happy (2x)
Just let them know that
we’re happy and carefree
Just let them know we’re happy (2x)
Just let them know that
we’re blissful as can be
Saved from a fire
Saved from a snowstorm
Saved from a lightning strike
Its you that we-we-we adore
Those who called us insane
Are you listening?
They had banished us
To the edge of the galaxy
List of references:
"Saved from a fire, saved from a snowstorm, saved from a lightning strike, its you that we adore" referencing the Mage Sisters' origins and their loyalty to Hyness afterward
"Those who called us insane, are you listening? They had banished us to the edge of the galaxy" referencing the Hyness rant (plus his origins)
That's it, bye bye
Hey guys, so earlier I was listing to Hyness unhooded because it’s a really interesting song and a just recently re-played star allies. But I noticed something, in the main melody I noticed that it sounded familiar o Magolor’s theme, specifically ‘CROWNED’ and ‘Final Magolor Race’. They sound similar to me in which they both Include rapid beats, lots of precussion, and The main ‘Unhooded’ chorus also sounds like a parallel to Magolor’s Motif. Could this be a coincidence, probubaly but it’s may be another tie in with both characters being from Anceint civilizations, and both being villains. And also they fact that Magolor is proposed to be a descendent of the Soceity
Heres the links to the theme I mentioned!
My handwriting sucks ;-;
Send this to someone you hate I dare you
Hyness' cloak is in two pieces.
Thus it is a hat and a dress