Your brain: controlled by dark matter.
Take dark matter out and beat it.
This has been the Kirby wiki psa.
A long time ago, I heard that Kirby had an anime, so I watched the first episode, though it was okay. So I tried looking up where I could see the final episode. I went on a website where everything was in japanese, but the episodes still had english numbers. So I went to the final episode, seeing two final episodes, 100a and 100b. I watched both, with the only thing different about both of them being how the final battle was. 100a had Kirby fighting Nightmare in a dimension with multiple fountains, while 100b had them in a chess arena. 100a, when Nightmare died, instead of saying how he will be reborn, he instead talks about beings stronger than him. They would escape his fortress, going how the episode would normally end. But when it turned pitch black, eyes everywhere appeared, then 100a would end. The website is long gone and the internet archive doesn't seem to be able to find it. Episode 100b went as how the regular episode 100 did, Kirby defeats Nightmare, saying he'll be reborn, and having no eyes appearing. I can't find episode 100a. I'm making this post because I think the eyes in the pitch black were dark matters. Both episodes were subtitled, though very poorly.
Remember that post from earlier that ask what made King Dedede join the Beast Pack and most of us chose that he got possessed?
Well the Possessed Dedede got into my (dark) mind and made me draw this….
1. I was gonna put on there “A Monster to Clobber That There KIRBY”, put I also wanted to do eyes (representing Dark Matters), and the sentence will take up the whole drawing, so I just did eyes.
2. I was gonna put blood on Dedede’s hands, but I think I might get banned for that
“Tell you you’re the GREATEST
But once you turn, they HATE US…”
Im a little new here, so i’m assuming art is allowed? correct me if i’m wrong, though.
Enjoy a Dark Matter Blade
Ok ok hear me out here:
(Keep in mind Void exists in all dimensions, so no counterparts for that guy)
Mirror World Counterparts:
Kirby: Shadow Kirby
Meta Knight: Dark Meta Knight
Dedede: Shadow Dedede
Zero: Dark Mind
Dark Matter: ???
Another Dimension Counterparts:
Kirby: Shadow Kirby from Kirby Fighters Deluxe
Meta Knight: Parallel Meta Knight
Dedede: Parallel Dedede:
Dark Matter: Doomer
Remember how the Waddle Dee in Crystal Shards turned into a Waddle Doo because of Dark Matter possessing him. Well, I have a theory that Waddle Doos were actually Waddle Dees that were corrupted by Jamba Hearts. Take King Dedede as an example. When King Dedede was possessed by Dark Matter, he had a Dark Matter stomach, however, after Dark Matter left his body, he no longer had that ability. Now, let's look at Meta Knight. Before he was corrupted by the Jamba Heart, he didn't have the ability to clone himself. After the Jamba Heart left his body, he still had the ability to clone himself.
This means that Dark Matter effects aren't permanent, but Jamba Heart effects are permanent. So if the Waddle Dees were corrupted by Jamba Hearts, which then turned them into Waddle Doos, after the Jamba Heart left their body, they'd still be Waddle Doos.
It's possible that Waddle Dees existed in ancient times, the time that Void Termina was destroying everything before he was sealed away. Void Termina does have the ability to corrupt someone with some kind of beam from his body. It's possible that some Waddle Dees were corrupted when Void Termina was destroying everything, and then the four heroes of yore freed them from corruption. It's possible, since Galacta Knight is one of the heroes of yore, and he has the ability to summon Heart Spears, so it would make sense.
Theory 1: Humans evolve to become smaller in the Kirby universe.
Theory 2: Dark Matter was a failed experiment by humans and ended up wiping every human away from existence.
Theory 3: The fairies who live in Ripple Star were humans who evolved and escaped Earth because the robots took over.
Theory 4: When Zero (and/or 02) died from Kirby, all dark matter ran away or died too, this would also include Gooey.
Theory 5: Magolor had good intentions with the crown, but got corrupted when he came in contact with it. The good intentions were to make Halcandra a better place.
Theory 6: Hyness is the last living ancient and Magolor's species are descendants of them. Their planet was destroyed by, not Void, but Galacta Knight, which was why he was in the crystal. They went and live in Halcranda after that.
In Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, these two Dark Matter brothers work for 0², but after corrupting us, they never appear again until a brief cameo in a piece of Celebration Art in Kirby Star Allies. Did they like, and not to break any guidelines, die??? What happened to them?! I also think they had names, so it would be appreciated if I could get those too, because I'm to lazy to search on Google.
*The group is in the Halberd, looking down at DMS. The Halberd shakes and fizzes.*
Mace Knight: The MetaLaser has drained all energy! We may have to jump!
BWD: *looks down* I wouldn't be able to do that.
*DMK pushes him into the gap.*
Magolors: Here goes! Whoop!
MK: Us knights shall help Susie. We'll meet you at the base.
Captain Vul: Hop on my wings.
SWD: You have--???
Captain Vul: YES!!!!
Down on the ground:
DMS: Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa.... Eugh. Without an ability, what can you do to me?
BWD: Kirby! Use this! *throws Kirby Fighter Copy Essence*
*Kirby becomes Fighter Kirby and charges at DMS, who readies his sword.*
*They engage in a fight, mostly consisting of Kirby repeatedly punching DMS.*
Captain Vul: Attack the fiend from behind, but don't hit Kirby!
Axe Knight: Roger!
DMS: NO!!!! Get-- off-- ow!!!! How can these puny beings be so painfully annoying???
*Kirby charges his giant Hadouken and blasts DMS.*
DMS: Ungh... argh... well... I suppose I must destroy you now.
*He blasts Kirby and sends him flying.*
SWD: No!!!! *charges* AAAAAAAAAA--oof!
DMS: Heh. Now who can stop me???
*A giant face emerges behind him. It continues rising. Its eyes glint.*
DMS: *performs a double take* Ohhhhhhh... no.
Susie: Command: Execute defensive measures!
Star Dream 2.0: <O.K. EXECUTING DEFENSIVE MEASURES IN 3...2...1...GO!
*It fires a laser at Dark Matter, blasting him away. Meanwhile, Kirby inhales his Warp Star and acquires the Star Rod. A beam of light erupts upwards.*
Blue Magolor: Oh, you're in trouble now!
*Kirby blasts DMS into the HQ. The team follows.*
DMS: ....How??? I suppose I now need to unleash my, ah... FULL POWER.
*The MKs carry and place the time machine behind DMS.*
BWD: Sorry -- you haven't paid your energy bill!
*Kirby punches DMS into the machine. All the past versions group into it.*
SWD: Here... have this. *sniff*
*He gives Kirby an anchor keychain.*
SWD: When you drop it into the Fountain of Dreams, "we" will all know what happened. Then at least you can be friends with them the same way you were with us... memories from a future that never was.
Green Magolor: HOPEFULLY never was.
MK: ...Thank you. We will remember you through your past.
Pink Susie: Ready?? Machine at -80 mach! Travelling back!
Back at the end of Season 1:
*The time machine disappears as the Skeld is consumed by Dark Matter. It returns the split second it disappeared. The team pushes Future DMS out, and the shadows engulfing the ship reform into Past DMS quickly.*
Past DMS: Wait... what is this??
Magolor: *gasp* Oh, no!!!!!! A clone!!!!!!!! You must defeat it!!!!!!!! Hang on while I fix that hole in the wall that's about to suck us into space.
Susie: And I need to fix the exploded reactor.
Future DMS: Listen to me! You need to--
Past DMS: IMPOSTER!!!! Whatever your plot is to stop me, I shall slay you!!!
Future DMS: No!!!!
*They battle. Past DMS eventually stabs his future and drags him on the floor -- leading them both into the ejection airlock.*
MK: Heh. Thwarted by your own ignorance.
*MK and BWD close the doors. Kirby pulls the lever.*
Both DMS': No!!!! NOOOO***************** [there's no sound in space]
MK: That's the last of him. I hope he's dead.
Gooey: Oh, he is! I can sense death among my brethren.
BWD: You can SPEAK??
Gooey: I have the ability to acquire momentary intelligence, but it takes up all of my energ-- ZZZZZZ
*Kirby and BWD look at each other and shrug as the dead resurrect, and peace is restored.*
CONTINUED IN EPILOGUE
*Nova Knight fires a lightning bolt towards the Halberd. It barely misses.*
GMK: Do not worry. The Halberd's shields shall protect us from the guardian's attacks... for now.
Captain Vul: FIRE THE COMBO CANNON!!!!
*The shots ricochet off of Nova Knight's wings.*
Blue Magolor: D-dont you have ANYTHING that can kill this guy??
Javelin Knight: We do have a weapon that is capable of destroying the guardian called the MetaLaser X, but it requires a full diversion of the Halberd's electrical power. In other words, using it would shut down all of the Halberd's systems.
Claycia: But at the rate things are going, it seems worth it!!!!! Nngh!
*She crafts a Robobot armor and sends it to attack Nova Knight. The guardian bats it away with his sword.*
*Obsidian Dark Meta Knight flies up from the Dark Halberd's wreckage.*
ODMK: ...the Dark Halberd is not recoverable. I am sorry this is the end of my service as ship commander. Unless you were to... say... make me captain of the Halberd?
*A spark emerges from Green Magolor's fingers and zaps ODMK.*
Green Magolor: (He always does this.)
*A black mist starts to surround the Halberd. The ship starts shaking.*
GMK: Oh, no... everyone, get in!
*He opens a trapdoor. They all jump to safety and land in the Battle Pod room.*
BWD: What's happening???
MK: It looks like Dark Matter is trying to control the ship. We're trapped.
GMK: He must be on the ship, in disguise... this can only mean one thing. There is an imposter...
Both Meta Knights: ...among us.
Blue Magolor: What IS that?? It looks like that star thing I saw when I stole -- umm, I... VISITED the Ancients in MY Lor Starcutter!!!
Green Magolor: He speaks the truth!!
Blue Susie: Magolor!!!
Blue Susie: YOU ST--
Green Magolor: STRUCK Popstar with the Starcutter! Yes, everyone knows that!
Green Magolor: ANYHOO, we figured Star Dream would be our only hope, so we rebuilt it! Unfortunately, we don't have enough power. Which is why we needed the Haltmann Temporal Relocator to get YOU guys to help us produce enough power and destroy Dark Matter!
Green Magolor: (Whew! Dodged that bullet, eh Magolor?)
Blue Magolor: (Quick thinking as always, Magolor.)
DMK: So what do we do?
Blue Susie: Here's the plan:
*Blue Susie pulls out a tablet and lays it on the ground. It unfolds into a huge cinema screen.*
Step 1: The Magolors will use their collective magic to energize Star Dream 2.0. Hopefully it'll be enough; if it isn't, there's always the leftovers from the HTR.
Step 2: Kirby and the others will destroy the guardian that protects Dark Matter. Dark Meta Knight, Meta Knight, Bandana Dee, Dedede, Claycia and the Halberd and Dark Halberd's crew are the only thing holding the guardian back as of now. You past duplicates will be enough to destroy him.
Step 3: We all travel to Star Dream 2.0's core and activate it. Inside is an emergency cockpit, in case there isn't enough power for it to act independently.
Step 4: Use SD2's power to destroy Dark Matter once and for all!!
BWD: Yes, um-- Who exactly is the "Guardian"?
Blue Susie: *sigh* I have terrible news for you all. The --
*The alarm blares. A large screen on the wall shows Gold Meta Knight.*
GMK: It's an emergency! The guardian has brought down the Dark Halberd! Come quick!
Blue Susie: It looks like Step 2 will have to come first! Enter the Haltpod!
Pink Susie: Quickly! If she says go, you go!
At the site of the battle:
*The Haltpod zooms over a destroyed Dark Halberd, and lands on the original Halberd.*
GMK: Quickly!! It's growing more powerful! We must stop it now!
MK: Perfect. As if two of me wasn't enough.
King Dedede: ...What... is...that...?
*A huge Meta Knight-esque creature with the mask and trail of the Star Allies Sparkler and the wings of Void Termina and Star Dream looms over the Halberd. It wields two giant golden swords, one flaming with blue fire, the other with pink.*
Green Magolor: [darkly] That is Nova Knight, the guardian. *sigh* ...Formerly known as Kirby.