BODY REPORTED
Susie: Dark Meta Knight, how could you!?
Dark Meta Knight: I mean, it makes sense. He DID valiantly defeat me and humiliate me in front of the whole of Dreamland.
Bandana Dee: Wait, since when did he do that??
Susie: Look, guys, just vote Dark Meta. He's the imposter.
Bandana Dee: How do we know know YOU'RE not tricking us, Susie!?
Susie: Wha- You literally recorded Dark Meta Knight killing Meta Knight!
Bandana Dee: Then what's THIS!? *plays camcorder*
"Now is not the time!"
"Mmm, deez chips are good."
*Dark Meta Knight stabs Meta Knight between body and arm, missing by a centimeter.*
"Heh."
Magolor: Explain yourself, DMK!
Dark Meta Knight: *growls* Enough! You have foiled my plot. I... *takes mask and cloak off* am META KNIGHT!
Everyone: *gasping*
Meta Knight: I and my arch-nemesis were assigned the roles of Imposter. I could not stand to kill you off, so we planned to stage a fake murder in order to cause confusion, and with me voted out, Dark Meta Knight would secretly ki-
Dark Meta Knight: *stabs Meta Knight in back*
Everyone: *more gasping*
Dark Meta Knight: ...He was a fool.
Susie: *jumps onto table* I am Dark Meta's REAL partner!
Magolor and Bandana Dee: I WAS RIGHT!!!
Susie: I hacked the game and made Marx and Meta Knight think they were imposters, so WE could kill you! Now you're all going to-
*Kirby jumps up and kicks DMK into the wall, and the grabs a Poyo Translator from Susie's belt.*
Poyo Translator: Ha! He was a fool too!
Susie: Um, yes...?
Kirby: *kicks Susie across hallway*
Everyone: *more gasping*
Taranza's ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poyo Translator: Ha! You're ALL fools! I was the one who corrupted her using my Ghost ability! Now you're all going to-
*Another Kirby bursts through the floor near the Cafeteria vent.*
Everyone: *excessive gasping*
Magolor: ...I don't even know what's going on anymore, man.
TO BE CONTINUED