BIRTH MONTH
January: Kirby
February: Meta Knight
March: King Dedede
April: Bandana Waddle Dee
May: Marx
June: Magolor
July: Hyness
August: Sans
September: Mario
October: Freddy Fazbear
November: Bob the Builder
December: Justin Bieber
FAVORITE COLOR OF THESE
Red: Ate your socks
Orange: Pooped on a hamster
Yellow: Made you hold a watermelon seed
Green: Stole Dreamland's toilets
Blue: Got an earwax extraction
Purple: Got fat at McDonald's
Pink: Farted on a turtle
Black: Slammed their PINGAS in the fridge
Gray: Stole Luigi's clean underwear
White: Played Bubsy 3D
Brown: Pooped on your favorite shirt
FAVORITE ANIMAL OF THESE
Dog: To save the universe
Cat: For no reason
Bird: And died
Fish: For the sake of a cookie
Turtle: And got arrested by the FBI
Snake: And got brutally murdered by Barney
Blobfish: Because they had to use the bathroom