I heard Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" on the radio and it made me think of King Dedede walking down a destroyed road with a depressed look on his face, and it also made me think of a song to the tune of the original, but with lyrics sung by Dedede (NOT IN THAT STUPID TED LEWIS VOICE) about him failing to convince Nintendo and HAL Laboratories to make him a nicer character, and Dedede went on a rampage as a response. And now he is deeply saddened, regretting the terrible sin he committed.

And if I see any Dedede puns in the comments section, you're going to hell and never coming out.