As some of you will remember, I stupidly tried posting a character ask thread as a blog post a while ago, and it just ended up making a huge mess of the wiki. Thankfully iqskirby was willing to help me clean it up and start it anew in the forums. The original blog post is deleted now, but I have the text backed up.
Here we go again (revised repost follows):
I know we have a rule against RPs here now, but I got permission from Paul2 to create this. It won't have an ongoing storyline, OCs or anything. No OCs in the usual sense at least.
Inspired by a joke I made about Canvas Curse and Paul2's follow-up image post, "Mildly Traumatized" Kirby is my morbidly amusing, paranoid, hypochondriac alternate version of Kirby who always has the expression shown in my signature pic, despite not having undergone much in the way of real trauma - except for that limbless roller coaster ride he'll vividly recall if you ever mention the word "Drawcia" in his presence. He's just as powerful as Kirby, but is perpetually terrified of the perceived dangers of things like flowers, trees, blocks, copy abilities, falling asleep, Rainbow Lines, Scarfies, Waddle Dees/Doos, and even food, often for the silliest reasons. He complains about having to exert himself, and breaks down in tears sometimes, but he always somehow ends up saving Dream Land anyway when needed. He's a bit of a sad sack who invites a lot of sympathy, despite most of his problems being only in his head.
According to WaddleDooFan77, "Mildly" Kirby and Regular, Non-Traumatized Kirby exist in the same universe together. I am willing to honor this, despite the confusion it creates. This isn't canon, after all.
Go ahead, ask him anything! Just don't expect him to take it too well...