Are we attracting users or not? I've seen 4 new ones within the last few days.
Since Everyone is making polls now, I decided to make one too. I thought of this one because I LOVE the modern Kirby games and the characters they introduced. You can probably guess who i’m going to vote for. :p
I'd like it if the next Kirby game was a prequel to the first game, I'm not sure how it would work since Kirby would probably need to be a newborn unless some villain tries to kill Kirby via destroying his past so Kirby has to restore time and gets small glimpses of the past which leads into the post game mode where we play through the events leading up to before the first game.
But here's a battle just for you guys! If you don't remember, back this summer I posted Susie VS Taranza, and that was so cruddy, but here's the remade version!
I’m not your Star Ally this time, that’s the truth!
I’m gonna win this battle,
And I don’t need a Miracle Fruit!
Call me a Dr-achanid, try to face this caped lord!
After I beat you up,
You won’t be able to Healmore!
I’ll specialize in beating robo-fools thrice,
Call it Triple Deluxe!
Try to say I’m a Kamek ripoff, I won’t care much!
Ando, trying to spit after my first 8 lines,
Well, you better Haltmann!
You wanna win in this modern massacre?
You’re probably in Dream Land!
Parallel Susie ain’t got nothing on me!
If I was announced later in ‘14,
I’d be the best at E3!
Obviously, my Kirby Clash is hard to beat!
You’ll revert to being idiotic,
After the latter game’s complete!
I’m a great Secto-ndary antagonist, Susie!
Me winning? For my fans, it’ll be a doozy!
It’s your turn to rap, the mic I’ll hand ya!
Just remember, you’ll fail against Taranza!
It’s time for me to beat this Robo-brat!
Saying you’re the victor?
I’ve had enough of that!
Your name honestly sounds like a Crackity Hack!
With only your two little Antlers,
You can’t even start a Coup D’état!
I’m a great inventor,
You’re a lost Hero in Another Dimension!
You’ll get screwed by so many 11/30,
No need to mention them…
It’s time for a game of pinball,
And you’re up at bat!
I’ll catch you in your own spider-web cape,
How about that?
There’s 1:11 ways to explain, that you’re a fail!
When I smack your face with my suit,
YOU’VE GOT MAIL!
Your white eyes look like you’re blinded,
Read my lips in Braille!
Let’s take it down to World 3:
Snowball fight, crush you with hail!
Try to bail out of this fight, coward!
You’re gonna win? Yeah right!
It’s not the hour when you know,
That you’re not winning!
Let’s check the poll,
Your loss results are printing…
I’ve got a queen on my side,
You’ve got a father who’s insane!
Look at the difference, you can’t be in my lane!
You’re a ripoff of Curie, Goodall, and many more!
I’m better than you, look it up in the lore!
LISTEN, LOS-IE! You’re getting me ticked!
By so many other antagonists,
Your butt got kicked!
For SSBU, you’re a worse rep than Rick!
You’re a ripoff robot who thinks she can spit!
I’m coming in fast, you’ll be in last,
And you call me a Robo-brat?
I’ll make your company go SPLAT!
You’re becoming a Dream Friend like that rat!
Gonna watch you fly ‘way just like that!
I bet I’ve got you really mad!
My next line’s certainly not last!
Bleep. Bloop. That’s all you can chat?
Anyways, you’re messed up like your dad!
It’s been only a few years,
And your reputation is already bad!
Bringing the Halberd beyond to the moon?
You’re a lunatic!
You’ve watched my rhymes,
Come down like Bomb, KABOOM, KID!
I’ll control you like my environment,
HA! Like you’d understand!
I’m gonna MOP you up after,
Like the Mechanizing Occupation!
With my robotic team, we could form a nation!
We had a promise,
But then this pest had to break it!
I’m a slender woman,
Who will turn your white eyes pink!
Want me to bust your invisible eardrums?
Here’s a link!
I’m the executive assistant,
And a secondary antagonist like you!
I’m really ticked at you too!
I’ve had enough of this, fool!
You must be destroyed!
Within the next years, son!
I have a low opinion of you,
And you’re certainly not native!
I’ll freeze you with my ice cream!
And use my karaoke playlist,
To stomp this pest and leave him nameless!
I’ll leave you Patched, too!
All the fans will think you’re Plain!
Forget Bad Egg and you!
I get the modern fame!
Forget you being plain, you’re really lame!
This battle has been produced,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
(Hint for next battle: a rematch, but with a slight twist!)
Here are the transcript of the Necromancy Mages Commandos and Jemz.
Note: most of them are parodies of the transcript of Kirby Star Allies.
Nezeron: Greetings, visitor. This is Seiran, Kingdom of Festival. Let me introduce myself to you. My name is Nezeron, I......or actually, WE are the ones who protect this kingdom. It seems that you fell strange here, don't you. How about a battle? I hope this......could make you understand......The power of Necromancy Mages!
Epsila: Bonjam. I've learn the Jambastion languages recently, isn't it cool? I'm Epsila, and I am the guardian of this place. Heh......I bet that you like this kingdom, right? Phew, I actually received an order of defeating you, and I don't want to. However, if I did......I can save my whole family!
Upsila: Stop! I've never seen you before! That pink sphere......Yes! You......you are the one who defeated Epsila, didn't you? If a single hair of hers is harmed, HOW WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS!? J......Jamblasted......I'll never forgive you! Anyway, as of being the same person as Epsila, I, Upsila......as you harmed my beloved sister......You must pay for it!
Encountering Zed Platina
Zed: Bonjour, stranger. The name's Zed Platina, the leader of my Necromancy Mages. Hmm, Upsila isn't strong enough to defeat you......Fine. We are the masters of extreme power. By finishing my boss, Jemz's plan, I, Zed Platina......WILL DESTROY YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
After defeating Zed
Zed: Too......baaaaaad......You demon beast! That is all you got!? I.....I thought I could banish you!! How~e~ver~ Even without the Monster Sword, I had my plan finished! Observe, Pinky......Yes......Yes......YES!! LOOK AT IT CRUMBLE!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Au revior!
Nezeron: Hmph! We've met again. Last time I saw you escaping from the structure in Pop Star. *And now I fought you lose because of the destruction.* Fine. Now I must defeat you.......In the order of Jemz!
Epsila: ......Bonjam. It's nice to see you again. Upsila and I, actually, oppose Jemz and we want a better life. So, I want someone to defeat me. It seems......This will be our last meeting!
Upsila: ......Bonjam. I must apologise for my speech in Seiran. Jemz asked me to greet you. He's kind, isn't he? Unfortunately, although we oppose him......Battling is the only method to save my family!
Zed Platina (rematch)
Zed: Halt! Pinky! Unbelievable! This Nebula Palace has strong security forces, and you ruined it all by yourself! Then this meaaaaans, You defeat Nezel^ and the twins" right? But Jemz's plan never fails! My last words are..... YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE!
"the twins: Epsila and Upsila. Zed actually mistaken them as twins, but they are actually the same person.
After defeating Zed/Encountering Jemz
Zed: No......I......don't want.......to.......die.......
(Jemz transfers Zed into a cocoon)
Jemz: Pathetic Zed. He should talk about manners. Well, Pinky, or......should I call you......Kirby? I'm Jemz, just a simple Pope. As you can see, I collect my beloved 'guinea pigs' as energy for this grave. It is used to revive my lord. So~I don't know what you think about it. But......if anyone opposes me, I'll be kind to ask them......THOSE EVIL LIFE-FORMS MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!!
Jemz (2nd Phase)
Jemz: Wha......What.......WHAT......!? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
After defeating Jemz
Jemz: Ki......Kijal(Meaning bravo in ancient Seiran)......you, Kirby, are such an elite life-form...... Unfortunately, You're too late. The lives of the mages are absorbed, fully absorbed~Hahaha. Now the Grand Finale is.......yes......my critical sacrifice......LOOK, KIRBY, LOOK AT THE WORLD COMING INTO AN END!!!! Now.......Let me introduce our Lord to you.......COME FOURTH.......GREAT GALACTUS ETERNA!!
Previous Part: http://kirby.wikia.com/d/p/3303460665557001290
(They're gonna play a game...)
Nathan: Wh... Where... Where am I...?
Meta Knight: I would ask the same thing.
Nathan: Meta Knight!? What are you doing here!?
Meta Knight: I would ask the same thing!
A Television revealed a Mysterious Figure
???: Welcome to my game...
Nathan: What game!?
???: That's what you're playing now! Round 1: How do you escape? I bet it's Impossible!
Nathan: I need to think...
Meta Knight noticed a lever with a Danger sign.
Meta Knight: We should avoid that.
Nathan: I feel tempted to pull it...
???: Uh... Don't pull it...
Nathan:... Argh, whatever!
Nathan pulled the switch, a hidden door opened.
???: Welp, you figured it out. Move along.
???: Are you ready for Round 2?
Infront was a hallway filled with traps.
Nathan: This is not gonna end well.
Meta Knight: Hm... There seems to be an exploit.
He pointed to a developer's door.
Nathan: Huh...? Oh!
???: Ugh... I forgot to remove it... I'll take that as cheating! And cheaters get their punishment.
Two massive claws grabbed Nathan and Meta Knight!
Nathan: Hey, let us go!
???: Now face punishment! One of you will fall into this pit and say bye-bye to your 1-Up! Spin the Roulette! Who is it gonna be...?
It was... Meta Knight.
The claw that was holding onto Meta Knight let go of him.
The "pit" was actually a massive black mattress.
Meta Knight: Uh... What...?
Nathan: Huh!? I gotta try and escape!
The claw was too strong.
???: Nope, i'll just send him to the surface.
Meta Knight: Don't worry, I'll be fine!
Meta Knight was ejected to the surface.
???: As for you, Nathan: It's time for a bonus round!
Everything went black.
Nathan: What's going on!?
Nathan is suddenly tied up to a chair.
The Mysterious Figure appeared in front of Nathan.
???: Tell me, will you be my friend?
Nathan:... After you made me thought Meta Knight fell into a pit!? Never!
Nathan: Uh... Are you okay...?
The Mysterious Figure was revealed to be... Marx!?
Nathan: M... Marx!? Marx: Hahaha... Thank you for rejecting me! Nathan: Uh... What...? Marx: I sent a friend request to everyone in Planet Popstar while I was creating my clones...
Marx: Wanna be my friend?
DreamySquid32: Sorry, but no.
KingOfAnime: After what you did? Never!
B_W_Dee: You hate Fortnite! I would never befriend you!
AdoPaints42: Ugh... Marx, no.
IH8DarkMatter127: No... Just no...
ThatGirlWhoLivesInTheMansionNextDoor: I would... But what I heard from Dedede? No.
KateCrygor_22: I completely agree with Penny here.
ROBLOXIAN: Sorry, but I already reached the limit for my friends...
Waluigi: You'll get in Smash one day...
PrincessOfIce: I won't accept your friend request!
Baldi: You hate math, Marx!
Night_Cap: Um... NO.
xX_K1ng_0f_5m45h_Ult1m4te_4nd_N00b_D35tr0y3r_69_Xx: Oh heck no, m8!
Marx: For every reject they make, my power is fueled in order for me to reach my Ultimate Form.. Until I realised... It wasn't enough... So I remembered capturing Meta Knight and my Clones capturing you... I figured, If I got one if you to reject me, I would get enough rejection to reach my Ultimate Form...
Nathan:... Are you insane!?
Marx: Now... Say goodbye!
Marx split himself into half, which then created a laser beam, which hit Nathan... And he was gone... as if he had disintergrated... Marx put himself back together.
Marx teleported away.
Meta Knight suddenly landed next to Maglor.
Maglor: Oh... Hey Meta Knight...
Meta Knight: What's wrong, Maglor?
Maglor: Oh, uh... Nothing...
Meta Knight: Ok...
Meta Knight left.
Maglor: Marx... I don't need you...! I miss you...
Léa: K1rby, Sir Kibble's hosting a Carnival in Diamond City, we should go!
K1rby: Then let's go!
Meanwhile, Maglor seems to be packing up.
Maglor: Marx... I'm coming for you...
To be continued...
I TRIED to reference World of Light here.
Splatoon Branch: http://splatoon.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000000542
The Three Mage-Sisters are here! This time as foes AND friends! They might become friends after you beat Heroes in Another Dimension or something...
And with that, the modern sextet are all playable!
Previous Part: http://kirby.wikia.com/d/p/3303460665557001274
(Things are gonna get worse)
At Nathan's House, he was just playing Wii Fit.
Nathan: Bandana Waddle Dee, are you done taking a dump?
Bandana Waddle Dee: Uh... No...?
Nathan: Let me guess, you're playing Fortnite.
Bandana Waddle Dee: I'm not... Ok, you got me.
He left the toilet.
Bandana Waddle Dee: Ok, I'm done. Uh... Nathan...? Are you okay...?
Nathan: Do you realise something?
Bandana Waddle Dee: No...?
Nathan: Well, there's TWO Marxs outside!
Bandana Waddle Dee: Uh... You're right! Somthing's up!
Nathan: And it's not good!
Three Marxs broke in!
Nathan: Get on my Octobike!
Bandana Waddle Dee: Ok! Ok!
They escaped to Resolution Roaad... But they were caught in a Traffic Jam.
Nathan: Ugh... Traffic Jams...
Bandana Waddle Dee: I feel you... The Marxs are coming!!!
Dedede appeared and whacked the clones with his Hammer!
King Dedede: Gottem! To the Castle!
Nathan: Uh... Ok...
At Castle Dedede...
King Dedede: Listen, Marx has gone crazy!
Nathan: Uh... Why...?
King Dedede: He's not in Smash...
Bandana Waddle Dee: Seriously...?
King Dedede: Yep! Get upstaris! It's safer.
Nathan: Uh... Ok.
King Dedede: Watch out for any rampant clones! Marx has been creating these!
Bandana Waddle Dee: Ok...
Nathan: No clones yet...
Banging came in... An army of Marx clones came in, infesting the Throne Room!
King Dedede: The throne room! Get the clones!
They tried to fend off the clones... But they were too powerful.
Nathan: The clones are as powerful as the real thing!
Bandana Waddle Dee: Retreat!
King Dedede: I agree!
Bandana Waddle Dee: What should we do to stop these clones!?
Nathan: Uh... Oh! A ladder to the roof!
King Dedede: Good Idea!
They took refuge on the roof.
Bandana Waddle Dee: We should be safe from here.
The Marx Clones flew and surrounded them! There's clones on the ground too!
Nathan: What the heck!?
One of the clones attacked Nathan, but he avoided the attack... But he was on the edge. Bandana Waddle Dee quickly grabbed him.
Bandana Waddle Dee: I... Won't let you go...
Nathan:... Let go of me... I'll be fine...
Bandana Waddle Dee let go of Nathan has he watched him plunge into the horde of clones.
King Dedede:... It's over...
Just then, Susie in her Mech came in!
King Dedede: Whaaat!?
The mech's hands started to spin rapidly, utterly destroying the Marx Clones!
Susie: Pinkie, drop the bomb!
In the air, Kirby was in his Jet Mode Robobot Armor.
Kirby released a bomb which destroyed all the Marx Clones.
Bandana Waddle Dee: Thanks for saving us, Susie!
Susie: No problem, why were Clones attacking you anyway?
King Dedede: Marx created these clones because he's not happy because he's rejected from Smash!
Susie: I see, we'll try and find a way to stop him.
Bandana Waddle Dee: I hope so...
Susie: Wanna come over?
Bandana Waddle Dee and King Dedede: Nah...
Susie: We have free Internet and Anime!
Bandana Waddle Dee and King Dedede: Heck yeah!
To be continued...
By the way, Marx has a Staff in his Rejection form and he stole a Cloning Machine from Dr. Crygor.