User:NerdyBoutKirby

My favorite monsters are Ebifryer, Sharbon, Chuckie, Imohmushii, Togeira, Kirk, Gabon, Doctor Moro, Kirisakin, and Demon Frog. My least favorite monsters are Fofa, Max Flexer, Crab, Smirk, Ozone Hole Monster, Blocky, Lovely, Octacon, Domestic Servant Robot, and Teacher Creature. My favorite Kirby: Right Back at Ya! episodes are Cartoon Buffoon, A Chow Challenge, The Meal Moocher, Scare Tactics - Part II, Hunger Struck, Crusade for the Blade, Frog Wild, Fossil Fools - Part II, Don't Bank on It, and Dedede's Raw Deal. My least favorite episodes are The Fofa Factor, Fitness Fiend, The Flower Plot, A Sunsational Surprise / A Sunsational Puzzle, Beware: Whispy Woods!, Tooned Out, Buccaneer Birdy, A Whale of a Tale, The Empty Nest Mess, and Shell-Shocked.

Note!
I have hidden a link on this page that is '''not totally obvious. '''It'll be worth finding! It may hide treasure!

What I Do Here

 * 1) I love patrolling! You never quite know if someone will obliterate the Kabula page and replace it with "macadamia nuts." I'm not an administrator (and don't want to be), so I can't delete articles, but I love tagging them for deletion.
 * 2) Grammar and spelling errors are common on any wiki. You wouldn't believe how many times I've seen "Kirby Squeak Squad" and "everyone should do their work". These can be corrected with "Kirby: Squeak Squad" and "everyone should do his or her work".
 * 3) I occasionally add certain articles to categories, like adding Pacto to the "Enemies in Kirby's Return to Dream Land" category. I even created the Vehicles category!
 * 4) I am the Sprite Sultan! I find them, polish them, and stick them on their pages. It's a bit of work doing it, but it's quality work! If anybody knows of reliable, safe sprite sites other than the Shyguy Kingdom or Spriter's Resource, please let me know.
 * 5) When an article is new, it usually lacks bold letters, so I add those occasionally. I also make game titles italic when they need to be.
 * 6) "&nbsp;" is fine, but "&nbsp" is pointless. It has no effect on the article, takes up room, and is invisible outside of Source Mode. They can't even be found using the Search function. I remove the bad ones.
 * 7) Links are usually pretty good, but dozens and dozens of articles don't link to Kirby anywhere. I link him often.

My Games (in order of favorites)

 * 1) Kirby's Return to Dream Land
 * 2) Kirby's Epic Yarn
 * 3) Kirby: Canvas Curse
 * 4) Kirby's Pinball Land
 * 5) Kirby Super Star Ultra
 * 6) Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
 * 7) Kirby's Dream Land 3
 * 8) Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
 * 9) Kirby: Squeak Squad
 * 10) Kirby Super Star
 * 11) Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble 

My 10 Best Dreams (not ordered by rank, for I can't choose a favorite)

 * "The Book of Fofa"
 * "Candy in Jurassic Park"
 * "Hill-Scroll Cup"
 * "Encounter with Aliens"
 * "Cabbage Quest"
 * "Bored Man's UFO"
 * "Paper Mario Vampires"
 * "Black Market Wisconsin"
 * "The Blue Cabin"
 * "The Batman Dream"

Trivia

 * If your initials are AMW, ISO, JST, RLM, LDTK, TBH, JTM, or MGO, I welcome you with open arms (and a complimentary, cheddar-flavored doughnut)!
 * My favorite Youtube show is Modern Aliens. Subscribe if it's funny!
 * I have done work on Drawn to Life Wiki in the "Heather" article, as well as Donkey Kong Wiki, on the "Arich" article. I have also worked on Brickipedia, in the "Deep Sea Raider", "Durmstrang Ship", "Claw Catcher", and "Scarab Attack" articles. I also have a not-as-cool profile on Scribblenauts Wiki.
 * Two mythical monsters are in my bloodline: There's Charybdis on my mom's side, and Cerberus on my dad's.
 * If you ever find Dumbledore sitting in your car, don't tell him to leave or take a suitcase from him. These things will lead to you being teleported to somewhere else or being punched by Chuck Norris.
 * Have you ever noticed how Wikia Contributors are bad news? I am right.
 * Bacon's goood!
 * Nobody likes Fofa...
 * I have created a LEGO product based on Kirby's duel with Meta Knight from Kirby Super Star. If you wish to support me, please click this link and help me out! http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/16428#

Vandals are Dumb
This section is all about vandalism on Kirby Wiki. While most, if not all the vandalism is gone, this section survives to show vandals just how foolish and dumb they look. '''All of this is from previous encounters. I didn't make any of this up!''' More is sure to come, because some lumps have nothing better to do than mess with Kirby Wiki. Let this be a lesson to you weirdos out there: In space, vandalism doesn't pay!
 * Apparently, the Nintendo icon is a giant bucket, appearing as a mid-boss in Kirby Mass Attack.
 * Wedding portraits DEFINITELY are Kirby-relevant.
 * Escargoon owns an ice cream store called "Escargoon's".
 * A bat-like villain named Sowrder appears in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!. "He tried to kill everyone on Cappy Town, cuz he can roul Cappy Town!" (direct quote)
 * Shelby is a "yarn Escargoon."
 * "Gooey, is made of cookies." (direct quote)
 * King Dedede is a platypus.
 * Crowmon might be a Digimon.
 * Parasols make Waddle Dees psychic.
 * Daroach appears in the anime, where he morphs into Dark Matter.
 * Meta Knight inhales Wolfwrath.
 * Meta Knight owns a motorboat.
 * Kirby is set to appear in a television show with King Boo from the Mario series.

Quotes
"Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning!"

- Escargoon

"Yeah, well, why don't they just call it "the Fat Star" while they're at it?"

- Me

"Lord Garmadon just sits around his house in his chair, and orders his servant Bob to get him some free power, because he doesn't have any."

- Me

"Whoa! It sounds like the guy with the tuba is having a seizure!"

- Me

"Everything is too ****** expensive. Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner...except this Guy."

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons (Itchy and Scratchy Land)

"Don't feel bad, Lisa. Judas betrayed Jesus and he still got paid."

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons (The Great Simpsina)

"The sun is right, the sun is high. It's time for the sun to DIE!"

- My cousin's teacher

"It's called "Blackbeard's" because it looks, tastes, and smells like Blackbeard!"

- My friend

"Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!"

- Generic vikings

"Come on, guys! We don't need lights! Smeagol lived in eternal darkness and look what he became!"

- Me

"Men are not potatoes."

- Johnny Rico

""Dana octopus squid"? Which is it? Octopus? Squid? Dana? Make up your mind."

- Me

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

- Groucho Marx

"The toaster won't work! ...Oh, and aliens are invading our studio! Come with me to the bunker. I'll get the Pepsi."

- Dan Von Erichen

My Awesome Signatures
NerdyBoutKirby  That's what I am. Savvy?

Note to self: If I wish to use the 'Another Dimension' signature, I must type SUBST:User:NerdyBoutKirby/Sig, but with two {s and two }s around it. If I wish to use the 'Italian ice' signature, I must type SUBST:User:NerdyBoutKirby/Sig2, with those {}s around it like the other one.

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