User:NerdyBoutKirby

"You've got about as much charm as a dead slug."

- Haymitch

Note!
I have hidden a link on this page that is '''not totally obvious. '''It'll be worth finding! It may hide treasure!

What I Do Here

 * 1) I love patrolling! You never quite know if someone will obliterate the Kabula page and replace it with "macadamia nuts." I'm not an administrator (and don't want to be), so I can't delete articles, but I love tagging them for deletion.
 * 2) Grammar and spelling errors are common on any wiki. You wouldn't believe how many times I've seen "Kirby Squeak Squad" and "everyone should do their work". These can be corrected with "Kirby: Squeak Squad" and "everyone should do his or her work."
 * 3) I occasionally add certain articles to categories, like adding Pacto to the "Enemies in Kirby's Return to Dream Land" category. I even created the Vehicles category!
 * 4) I am the Sprite Sultan! I find them, polish them, and stick them on their pages. It's a bit of work doing it, but it's quality work! If anybody knows of reliable, safe sprite sites other than the Shyguy Kingdom or Spriter's Resource, please let me know.
 * 5) When an article is new, it usually lacks bold letters, so I add those occasionally. I also make game titles italic when they need to be.
 * 6) "&nbsp;" is fine, but "&nbsp" is pointless. It has no effect on the article, takes up room, and is invisible outside of Source Mode. They can't even be found using the Search function. I remove the bad ones.
 * 7) Links are usually pretty good, but dozens and dozens of articles don't link to Kirby anywhere. I link him often.

My Games (in order of favorites)

 * 1) Kirby's Return to Dream Land (Wii)
 * 2) Kirby's Epic Yarn (Wii)
 * 3) Kirby Mass Attack (DS and emulator)
 * 4) Kirby: Canvas Curse (DS and emulator)
 * 5) Kirby Super Star Ultra (DS)
 * 6) Kirby's Pinball Land (Game Boy)
 * 7) Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (Wii Virtual Console)
 * 8) Kirby & the Amazing Mirror (Game Boy Advance)
 * 9) Kirby's Dream Land 3 (Wii Virtual Console)
 * 10) Kirby: Squeak Squad (DS)
 * 11) Kirby Super Star (Wii Virtual Console)
 * 12) Kirby's Dream Land (Game Boy)
 * 13) Kirby's Toy Box (Pinball sub-game only, emulator)
 * 14) Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble (Game Boy Color)
 * 15) Kirby Air Ride (So bad I sold it back to the shop I bought it from the next day, GameCube)


 * Kirby's Dream Collection...?

That I've Made

 * Poppy Brothers' Land Bonus Game (Kirby's Pinball Land) — February 26, 2012
 * Wispy-Woods Bonus Game (Kirby's Pinball Land) — February 27, 2012
 * Kracko Land Bonus Game (Kirby's Pinball Land) — February 28, 2012
 * Cloudy (Kirby's Pinball Land) — August 10, 2012
 * Kirby's Chicken Race (Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble) — January 10, 2012
 * Do the Kirby (Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble) — January 10, 2012
 * Kirby's Burst-a-Balloon (Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble) — January 11, 2012
 * Kirby's Roll-o-Rama (Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble) — January 11, 2012
 * Kirby's Hurdle Race (Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble) — January 11, 2012
 * Baby Soarar (Kirby Mass Attack) — June 13, 2012
 * Mecha Mole (Kirby Mass Attack) — June 21, 2012
 * Rhino Beetle (Kirby Mass Attack) — June 23, 2012
 * Big Schnoz (Kirby Mass Attack) — July 9, 2012
 * Giant Schnoz (Kirby Mass Attack) — July 11, 2012
 * Stone Thrower (Kirby Mass Attack) — July 12, 2012
 * Wee Birdee (Kirby Mass Attack) — July 19, 2012
 * Autocannon (Kirby Mass Attack) — July 24, 2012
 * Bat (Kirby Mass Attack) — July 30, 2012
 * Fishing Pond (Kirby Mass Attack) — August 23, 2012
 * Sister Bound (Kirby's Return to Dream Land) — July 21, 2012
 * Score Coin (Kirby's Return to Dream Land) — August 23, 2012

That I Need to Make

 * Star Catcher
 * Up Cloud
 * Balloon (Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble)

Other To-Dos

 * Get gallery pics for enemies in K64 and KCC, and a gallery pic for each level of KCC.
 * Captions for info boxes (currently on KBB).
 * Always more sprites.
 * Add all enemies from KDCol to the Regular enemy list.
 * Correct the Dream Land thing on every page from KCC.
 * Describe the Pinball Lands on Kirby's Pinball Land's page (split if info proves to be too much).

Game Idea
Okay, very few people go around saying, "My favorite part of the entire Pokémon series is mining for spheres in three of the games." Well, here I am saying it. I like the idea of moving around in 3D, going from above ground to the underground, moving to different cities, etc. So here it is:

Kirby Star Mine (Copyright 2013 -- Nintendo 3DS)
I haven't put too much thought into the plot, but it could be something like, "Drillisus (female robotic drill machine, also final boss) flies in from space and drills her way to the center of Pop Star. From there, she creates a large mining station and spawns little robotic underlings to mine the valuable minerals and metals found in the core (all to satisfy her own greed). her constant mining, however, causes massive tremors in Pop Star, creating earthquakes; huge fissures in the planet's surface; and disrupts the lifestyle of the inhabitants living there. Legend speaks of an all-powerful machine/weapon, broken into pieces and separated across the cave walls of Pop Star's underground. Kirby must venture into the crevices of the planet, locate the pieces, and defeat Drillisus!"

Kirby could travel to different cities run by friendly enemies and characters in a Pokémon-style 3D world. Locations could include the ever-so-clever Leek Lake, Bacon Bayou, Croutan Canyon, Watermelon Wasteland, Zucchini Zoo, Plum Path, Vanilla Void, Soda Sky, Tapioca Taiga, and Center of Pop Star.

He could switch from Search Mode (includes radar, maps, and pickaxe) to Battle Mode (includes all the Copy Essence Deluxes so far acquired, and allows Kirby to use attacks) if he runs into an enemy or mid-boss. Bosses appear, but can only be fought when they're first seen or in Boss Endurance. Enemies would be scattered throughout the world above and in the mines.

Kirby would mine the walls in the same fashion of Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum versions. But instead of collecting spheres, he'd collect stars and relics and items of all varieties! Some would be currency, some would be useful in battle, and some would even be pointless but collectible. Some objects that look valuable might turn out to be enemies when unearthed, so the player would have to stay on his/her toes!

....That's really all I've got. But did I mention Kirby could jump (unlike the Pokémon Trainers from those Pokémon games)?

My 10 Best Dreams (not ordered by rank, for I can't choose a favorite)

 * "The Book of Fofa"
 * "Candy in Jurassic Park"
 * "Hill-Scroll Cup"
 * "Encounter with Aliens"
 * "Cabbage Quest"
 * "The Battle of [insert my neighborhood's name here]"
 * "Paper Mario Vampires"
 * "Bounty Huntin"
 * "The Blue Cabin"
 * "The Batman Dream"

Trivia

 * If your initials are AMW, ISO, JST, RLM, LDTK, TBH, JTM, or MGO, I welcome you with open arms (and a complimentary, cheddar-flavored doughnut)!
 * My favorite Youtube show is Modern Aliens. Subscribe if it's funny!
 * I have done work on Drawn to Life Wiki in the "Heather" article, as well as Donkey Kong Wiki, on the "Arich" article. I have also worked on Brickipedia, in the "Deep Sea Raider", "Durmstrang Ship", "Claw Catcher", and "Scarab Attack" articles. I also have a not-as-cool profile on Scribblenauts Wiki.
 * Two mythical monsters are in my bloodline: There's Charybdis on my mom's side, and Cerberus on my dad's.
 * If you ever find Dumbledore sitting in your car, don't tell him to leave or take a suitcase from him. These things will lead to you being teleported to somewhere else or being punched by Chuck Norris.
 * Have you ever noticed how Wikia Contributors are bad news? I am right.
 * Bacon's goood!
 * Nobody likes Fofa...
 * This =] means, 'smiling,' 'joking,' or 'not criticizing you.' It does not mean, 'disapproving face with fangs.' I'm just clearing that up because it's my classic emoticon, and I don't want people getting the wrong idea by some chance.

Vandals are Dumb
This section is all about vandalism on Kirby Wiki. While most, if not all the vandalism is gone, this section survives to show vandals just how foolish and dumb they look. '''All of this is from previous encounters. I didn't make any of this up!''' More is sure to come, because some lumps have nothing better to do than mess with Kirby Wiki. Let this be a lesson to you weirdos out there: Vandalism doesn't pay!
 * Apparently, the Nintendo icon is a giant bucket, appearing as a mid-boss in Kirby Mass Attack.
 * Wedding portraits DEFINITELY are Kirby-relevant.
 * Escargoon owns an ice cream store called "Escargoon's".
 * A bat-like villain named Sowrder appears in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!. "He tried to kill everyone on Cappy Town, cuz he can roul Cappy Town!" (direct quote)
 * Shelby is a "yarn Escargoon."
 * "Gooey, is made of cookies." (direct quote)
 * King Dedede is a platypus.
 * Crowmon might be a Digimon.
 * Parasols make Waddle Dees psychic.
 * Daroach appears in the anime, where he morphs into Dark Matter.
 * Meta Knight inhales Wolfwrath.
 * Meta Knight owns a motorboat.
 * Kirby is set to appear in a television show with King Boo from the Mario series.
 * The Starship appeared in Kirby Super Star, where it was actually pieces from the Lor Starcutter, invented more than a decade later.
 * Additionally, Madoo from Kirby's Dream Land 3 is from Halcandra, a planet created more than a decade later.
 * Kirby is a cop.
 * "Yhis is an ancient dime of 10g shown in it" (direct quote)
 * ""Strato" is a possibly pun of the worlds "Street" and "Tomato"" (direct quote)
 * "Despite it's gokart-like appearence, it is unknown either Metaknight's car is a car or a gokart. While in the anime it was said to be a car, it looks more like a gokart than a car that the Others ussually used." (direct quote)

Quotes
"Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning!"

- Escargoon

"Yeah, well, why don't they just call it "the Fat Star" while they're at it?"

- Me

"Lord Garmadon just sits around his house in his chair, and orders his servant Bob to get him some free power, because he doesn't have any."

- Me

"Whoa! It sounds like the guy with the tuba is having a seizure!"

- Me

"Everything is too ****** expensive. Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner...except this Guy."

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons (Itchy and Scratchy Land)

"Don't feel bad, Lisa. Judas betrayed Jesus and he still got paid."

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons (The Great Simpsina)

"The sun is right, the sun is high. It's time for the sun to DIE!"

- My cousin's teacher

"It's called "Blackbeard's" because it looks, tastes, and smells like Blackbeard!"

- My friend

"Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!"

- Generic vikings

"Come on, guys! We don't need lights! Smeagol lived in eternal darkness and look what he became!"

- Me

"Men are not potatoes."

- Johnny Rico

""Dana octopus squid"? Which is it? Octopus? Squid? Dana? Make up your mind."

- Me

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

- Groucho Marx

"The toaster won't work! ...Oh, and aliens are invading our studio! Come with me to the bunker. I'll get the Pepsi."

- Dan Von Erichen

My Awesome Signatures
I like sprites, but I don't create custom computer games. I like to joke with people and express myself, but I rarely get the chance with all the talk being about the Kirby series 24/7. And I like creating things. As a result, I often make flavor-of-the-month signatures to please myself. At the same time, I think I should be a little more consistent with my signatures, and I don't think other contributors/admins get as much fun out of these signatures of mine. Come 2013, I intend to reuse some of these gems I've already made, making a new one every three or four months. I'd be happy to make a signature for someone if that someone asks nicely.

Note to self: If I wish to use the 'Another Dimension' signature, I must go to my preferences and type SUBST:User:NerdyBoutKirby/Sig, but with two {s and two }s around it. If I wish to use the 'Italian ice' signature, I must type SUBST:User:NerdyBoutKirby/Sig2,'' with those {}s around it like the other one. Same goes for 'Tilt 'n' Tumble' (3), 'Never forget me' (4), 'Tank Missile' (5), etc..''

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