User:NerdyBoutKirby

'''Note: I edit for the thrill of it. I regularly patrol the site, and I haven't become lazy. However, my more creative/ambitious edits run on activity -- Changtau2005 and I are currently the only administrators keeping things oiled here, and until more show up, my edits feel lonely and wasted. Don't expect any groundbreaking edits until some other admins return. I await that day when we all have the resources and spare time to get back into the swing of things. I especially look forward to the return of S125 and ES. Thank you, Nerdy''' "I can fix it!"

- Fix-It Felix Jr.

Note!
I have hidden a link on this page that is '''not totally obvious. '''It'll be worth finding! It may hide treasure!

What I Do Here

 * 1) I love patrolling! You never quite know if someone will obliterate the Kabula page and replace it with "macadamia nuts." And for the record, somebody did that.
 * 2) Grammar and spelling errors are common on any wiki. You wouldn't believe how many times I've seen "Kirby Squeak Squad" and "everyone should do their work". These can be corrected with "Kirby: Squeak Squad" and "everyone should do his or her work."
 * 3) I occasionally add certain articles to categories, like adding Pacto to the "Enemies in Kirby's Return to Dream Land" category. I even created the Vehicles category!
 * 4) I am the Sprite Sultan! I find them, polish them, and stick them on their pages. It's a bit of work doing it, but it's quality work! If anybody knows of reliable, safe sprite sites other than the Shyguy Kingdom or Spriter's Resource, please let me know.
 * 5) When an article is new, it usually lacks bold letters, so I add those occasionally. I also make game titles italic when they need to be.
 * 6) "&nbsp;" is fine, but "&nbsp" is pointless. It has no effect on the article, takes up room, and is invisible outside of Source Mode. They can't even be found using the Search function. I remove the bad ones.
 * 7) Links are usually pretty good, but dozens and dozens of articles don't link to Kirby anywhere. I link him often.

Other Places You Can Find Me

 * Donkey Kong Wiki
 * Did You Know Gaming?
 * My neighborhood (though seriously, don't come looking for me. That would just be weird.)
 * My email: Jerry.thompson.kolar@gmail.com. Do not send me anything unless it's for non-wiki business or if I have requested you to do so.

DYKG Kirby
I supplied pieces of information for this video. Much of it can be read about here on Kirby Wiki, but it looks amazing when presented this way. Will there be a sequel? Only time will tell.

Consequences
I'm a nice guy. I'm also a very forgiving guy who can put up with a lot. But there are a few things that will quickly get you a block if you do them. Here's a short list of things I'm willing to block for:
 * Defiling someone else's userpage and/or removing content from your own talk page twice
 * Deleting a medium or large sized page
 * Using major profanity on a regular article
 * Posting an indecent image
 * Typing inappropriate words twice
 * Horrible grammar and spelling

That I've Made
'''NOTE: This list is in the series' chronological order. That's why December of 2012 is shown before July of 2012, etc.'''
 * Poppy Brothers' Land Bonus Game — February 26, 2012
 * Wispy-Woods Bonus Game — February 27, 2012
 * Kracko Land Bonus Game — February 28, 2012
 * Cloudy — August 10, 2012
 * Wispy-Woods Land — August 29, 2012
 * Kracko Land — September 2, 2012
 * Poppy Brothers' Land — October 28, 2012
 * Star Catcher — December 29, 2012
 * Up Cloud — January 13, 2013
 * Kirby's Chicken Race — January 10, 2012
 * Do the Kirby — January 10, 2012
 * Kirby's Burst-a-Balloon — January 11, 2012
 * Kirby's Roll-o-Rama — January 11, 2012
 * Kirby's Hurdle Race — January 11, 2012
 * Balloon (Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble) — October 17, 2012
 * Baby Soarar — June 13, 2012
 * Mecha Mole — June 21, 2012
 * Rhino Beetle — June 23, 2012
 * Big Schnoz — July 9, 2012
 * Giant Schnoz — July 11, 2012
 * Stone Thrower — July 12, 2012
 * Wee Birdee — July 19, 2012
 * Autocannon — July 24, 2012
 * Bat — July 30, 2012
 * Fishing Pond — August 23, 2012
 * Roguemole (disambiguation) — March 2, 2013
 * Sister Bound — July 21, 2012
 * Score Coin — August 23, 2012
 * Happiness Hall — March 14, 2013
 * Apricot Atrium — March 16, 2013
 * Last Land — March 19, 2013
 * Sheep — September 30, 2012

That I Need to Make

 * Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble U (only if rumors are confirmed by Nintendo)
 * Rainbow Bubble
 * Clam

Kirby Star Mine (Copyright 2013 -- Nintendo 3DS)
I haven't put too much thought into the plot, but it could be something like, "Drillisus (female robotic drill machine, also final boss) flies in from space and drills her way to the center of Pop Star. From there, she creates a large mining station and spawns little robotic underlings to mine the valuable minerals and metals found in the core (all to satisfy her own greed). Her constant mining, however, causes massive tremors in Pop Star, creating earthquakes; huge fissures in the planet's surface; and disrupts the lifestyle of the inhabitants living there. Legend speaks of an all-powerful machine/weapon, broken into pieces and separated across the cave walls of Pop Star's underground. Kirby must venture into the crevices of the planet, locate the pieces, and defeat Drillisus!"

Kirby could travel to different cities run by friendly enemies and characters in a Pokémon-style 3D world. Locations could include the ever-so-clever Leek Lake, Bacon Bayou, Croutan Canyon, Watermelon Wasteland, Zucchini Zoo, Plum Path, Vanilla Void, Soda Sky, Truffle Taiga, and Center of Pop Star.

He could switch from Search Mode (includes radar, maps, and pickaxe) to Battle Mode (includes all the Copy Essence Deluxes so far acquired, and allows Kirby to use attacks) if he runs into an enemy or mid-boss. Bosses appear, but can only be fought when they're first seen or in Boss Endurance. Enemies would be scattered throughout the world above and in the mines.

Kirby would mine the walls in the same fashion of Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum versions. But instead of collecting spheres, he'd collect stars and relics and items of all varieties! Some would be currency, some would be useful in battle, and some would even be pointless but collectible. Some objects that look valuable might turn out to be enemies when unearthed, so the player would have to stay on his/her toes!

....That's really all I've got. But did I mention Kirby could jump (unlike the Pokémon Trainers from those Pokémon games)?

Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble 3D (Copyright 2013 -- Nintendo 3DS)
I was a bit harsh on Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble, but there are some cool parts of it. The problem is there are all these little things (and the entire control style) that prevent this from being a really good game. If I had the option to move around using a 3DS's Circle-Pad or D-Pad and press the B Button to jump, I'd definitely play it. Plus, if remade onto the 3DS, the graphics and sound could be improved, more levels and sub-games could be added, and all the annoying quirks (*coughcoughtimelimitcough*) could be undone. It's been a while since we had a remake; this one, if done correctly, could be great.

Kirby & The Amazing Mirror 2 (working title, Copyright 2014 -- Wii U)
To be honest, I think it would be cooler to adventure through a weird world in a rift than in the Mirror World again, but the point is that Nintendo could (once again) reuse the Kirby's Return to Dream Land engine (or something better) with the Kirby & The Amazing Mirror style maze. Since it's on Wii U, it could include Miiverse options, HD graphics, huge worlds, lots of treasures, and much more. It would be cool if it reused a few obscure enemies from past games (Cakefloof, Maw, Topper, and Blamboom come to mind), and one can assume at least most of the enemies in Kirby's Return to Dream Land would sneak their way in. One mid-boss I'd like to see in HD is Waiu, and he could now yield Ninja ability.

Some copy abilities I'd like in it would be the usual ones, along with Smash, Spear, Animal, and Water. I also think that Kabuki and Double-Bladed Laser Sword (which would now be dubbed "Saber") should become full-time copy abilities, with at least 4-6 moves each. In fact, Saber could be a single-bladed lightsaber with moves similar to those of Sword, but then pressing the - Button could change it to a double-bladed one with new attacks; pressing - again would drop the ability. A new copy ability, Amoeba, would be available to use as well.

Challenge stages? They'd be nice to stick in somewhere. Spray Paint? Definitely, and it would also change the color of the Saber blade(s). Good sub-games? Yes. How 'bout collectable treasures (like in The Great Cave Offensive) alongside the useful ones? They'd be awesome.

One interesting mode that could be available would be unlocked through approximately nine treasures, with each piece hidden in a different area. These treasures would be pieces to a big switch that would be built in the central hub. When Kirby presses the assembled switch, the player unlocks Build Mode on the main menu! In this mode, the player can create, edit, play, and share mazes of their own design, using a vast number of terrains, obstacles, copy abilities, enemies, bosses, mid-bosses, treasures (all of them pointless orbs), and more. The player could share individual rooms with other people using Miiverse, and those people could use them (and edit them) to assemble their own mazes; alternatively, players could challenge each other to collect all the treasure in these custom mazes. Up to four custom mazes could be saved on the file, but only one could be added to the main game's labyrinth as an optional area. The player can change which maze is connected to the main game.

With Miiverse, players on different consoles could drop in and adventure with friends (main game only).

....That's all I have on this one, too.

Kirby's Holiday Land (Copyright 2013 -- Nintendo 3DS)
This idea will sound weird to a lot of people, but I like the Christmas season. I'd pay for a 2D platformer game completely revolving around Christmas cheer. That'd be cool.

Abilities I've Made Up

 * Amoeba: Kirby turns white and his head changes to have amoeba arms growing every which way. Has Water-like attacks, can stick to walls like Ninja, and can absorb enemies with the Osmosis attack.
 * Sanders: Kirby turns tan with black feet; his eyes become invisible behind his glasses; he grows a white moustache, goatee, and hair. Attacks with knives and fried chicken. Tookeys pass harmlessly through him.
 * Saber: An upgrade to Double-Bladed Laser Sword; Kirby wields a single-bladed lightsaber of whatever color Kirby is. Trying to drop ability activates the second blade, giving Kirby a whole new moveset. Attempting to drop ability again will actually drop it.

My 10 Best Dreams (not ordered by rank, for I can't choose a favorite)

 * "The Book of Fofa"
 * "Candy in Jurassic Park"
 * "Hill-Scroll Cup"
 * "Encounter with Aliens"
 * "Cabbage Quest"
 * "The Battle of [insert my neighborhood's name here]"
 * "Paper Mario Vampires"
 * "Bounty Huntin"
 * "The Blue Cabin"
 * "The Batman Dream"

Trivia

 * If your initials are AMW, ISO, JST, RLM, LDTK, TBH, JTM, or MGO, I welcome you with open arms (and a complimentary, cheddar-flavored doughnut)!
 * My favorite Youtube show is Modern Aliens. Subscribe if it's funny!
 * I have done work on Drawn to Life Wiki in the "Heather" article, as well as Donkey Kong Wiki, on the "Arich" article. I have also worked on Brickipedia, in the "Deep Sea Raider", "Durmstrang Ship", "Claw Catcher", and "Scarab Attack" articles. I also have a not-as-cool profile on Scribblenauts Wiki.
 * Two mythical monsters are in my bloodline: There's Charybdis on my mom's side, and Cerberus on my dad's.
 * If you ever find Dumbledore sitting in your car, don't tell him to leave or take a suitcase from him. These things will lead to you being teleported to somewhere else or being punched by Chuck Norris.
 * Have you ever noticed how Wikia Contributors are bad news? I am right.
 * Bacon's goood!
 * Nobody likes Fofa...
 * This =] means, 'smiling,' 'joking,' or 'not criticizing you.' It does not mean, 'disapproving face with fangs.' I'm just clearing that up because it's my classic emoticon, and I don't want people getting the wrong idea by some chance.

Vandals are Dumb
This section is all about vandalism on Kirby Wiki. While most, if not all the vandalism is gone, this section survives to show vandals just how foolish and dumb they look. '''All of this is from previous encounters. I didn't make any of this up!''' More is sure to come, because some lumps have nothing better to do than mess with Kirby Wiki. Let this be a lesson to you weirdos out there: Vandalism doesn't pay!
 * Apparently, the Nintendo icon is a giant bucket, appearing as a mid-boss in Kirby Mass Attack.
 * Wedding portraits DEFINITELY are Kirby-relevant.
 * Escargoon owns an ice cream store called "Escargoon's".
 * A bat-like villain named Sowrder appears in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!. "He tried to kill everyone on Cappy Town, cuz he can roul Cappy Town!" (direct quote)
 * Shelby is a "yarn Escargoon."
 * "Gooey, is made of cookies." (direct quote)
 * King Dedede is a platypus.
 * Crowmon might be a Digimon.
 * Parasols make Waddle Dees psychic.
 * Daroach appears in the anime, where he morphs into Dark Matter.
 * Meta Knight inhales Wolfwrath.
 * Meta Knight owns a motorboat.
 * Kirby is set to appear in a television show with King Boo from the Mario series.
 * The Starship appeared in Kirby Super Star, where it was actually pieces from the Lor Starcutter, invented more than a decade later.
 * Additionally, Madoo from Kirby's Dream Land 3 is from Halcandra, a planet created more than a decade later.
 * Kirby is a cop.
 * "Yhis is an ancient dime of 10g shown in it" (direct quote)
 * ""Strato" is a possibly pun of the worlds "Street" and "Tomato"" (direct quote)
 * "Despite it's gokart-like appearence, it is unknown either Metaknight's car is a car or a gokart. While in the anime it was said to be a car, it looks more like a gokart than a car that the Others ussually used." (direct quote)
 * Waddle Doo is named after his hair.
 * The word, 'calamari,' is a reference to a video game series.
 * Slowbro's tail appears as a treasure in The Great Cave Offensive.
 * Magolor tells Kirby to get a haircut.
 * "in super smach bros. mellee you can play as master hand on stanima mode. 1st player choose a chariter go on name choose new name but dont puch yet 2st player plug in to 4 controler slot move to back button but make sure to not hover over a chariter your slot must be blank now at the same time 1st and 2st player puch a on new name and back if worked you can choose a stage 2st player will be master hand (please corect me if find a mistake here)" (direct quote)
 * Poppy Bros. Jr. wears bananas on his feet.

Dinosaur is Alive
"Lotsa folks say that dinosaurs is extunct, but I say the proof is in the pictures."

- Excerpt

Dinosaur is Alive is a book, originally published on October 9, 2004. World-famous king and author Dedede wrote it to educate the citizens of Cappy Town about the dinosaurs that live around Dream Land. It is an illustrated novel with full-color photographs of the terrible lizards, which include the brachiosaurus, stegosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex, and more. The cover art depicts the author himself gleefully holding a cheerful baby tyrannosaurus in his hands. Dedede himself personally appears in each photograph.

Dedede stated that he was inspired to write the novel because of a dream he had. "I got me a dinosaur! I's ridin' a tyrannomasaurus, here!" Dedede was quoted saying. From what the author described of the dream, he rode a tyrannosaurus rex through a prehistoric valley. He compared his dinosaur to the other terrible lizards, and his T-rex spat fire! He took on a triceratops in battle; his T-rex bit the back of the other dinosaur, and the triceratops fought back by spitting fire at the T-rex. Dedede's dinosaur lost its balance, the author tumbled off its back, and woke up on the floor. Dedede later illustrated his own representation of three scenes from this inspirational dream.

Dinosaur is Alive received negative reviews from a select group of critics, and the novel's sales were poor. Down but not out, Dedede discontinued his line of books in favor of creating a more realistic dinosaur experience for Cappy Town's citizens. Today, the sale of this book is no longer legal, and bookstores around Dream Land no longer stock this Cretaceous masterpiece.

Given the book's extreme obscurity, images and photographs from Dinosaur is Alive are few and far between. Fortunately, I (NerdyBoutKirby) managed to track down Dedede's old, abandoned Flickr account and uploaded the six remaining pictures that we currently know exist.

....I'd pay some money for this book. Who wouldn't?

My Awesome Signatures
I like sprites, but I don't create custom computer games. I like to joke with people and express myself, but I rarely get the chance with all the talk being about the Kirby series 24/7. And I like creating things. As a result, I make signatures. I'd be happy to make a signature for someone if that someone asks nicely.

Note to self: If I wish to use the 'Another Dimension' signature, I must go to my preferences and type SUBST:User:NerdyBoutKirby/Sig, but with two {s and two }s around it. If I wish to use the 'Italian ice' signature, I must type SUBST:User:NerdyBoutKirby/Sig2,'' with those {}s around it like the other one. Same goes for 'Tilt 'n' Tumble' (3), 'Never forget me' (4), 'Tank Missile' (5), '20th' (6), 'Halloween' (7), 'Wreck This' (8), 'Christmas' (9), 'Kirby and Hobbes' (10), 'Jacques' (11), etc..''

I sincerely apologize for any offense taken at comments on this page. They are not directed at anyone in particular.