User:Pyribbit

==='''I am the King, the ruler of the Volcanic World. I control the volcanoes, I control the lava, I am fire. I am the nefarious amphibian King himself, I drink lava, I eat volcanic rocks. I am Pyribbit. If you are the pink puff who disturbed my sleep, I don't like you and I don't like you face. If you are that pink puff, I am going to breath fire and barbecue one thing: your face.'''===