User:NerdyBoutKirby

My favorite monsters are Ebifryer, Sharbon, Chuckie, Imohmushii, Togeira, Kirk, Gabon, Doctor Moro, Kirisakin, and Demon Frog. My least favorite monsters are Fofa, Max Flexer, Crab, Smirk, Ozone Hole Monster, Blocky, Lovely, Octacon, Domestic Servant Robot, and Teacher Creature. My favorite Kirby: Right Back at Ya! episodes are Cartoon Buffoon, A Chow Challenge, The Meal Moocher, Scare Tactics - Part II, Hunger Struck, Crusade for the Blade, Frog Wild, Fossil Fools - Part II, Don't Bank on It, and Dedede's Raw Deal. My least favorite episodes are The Fofa Factor, Fitness Fiend, The Flower Plot, A Sunsational Surprise / A Sunsational Puzzle, Beware: Whispy Woods!, Tooned Out, Buccaneer Birdy, A Whale of a Tale, The Empty Nest Mess, and Shell-Shocked. My favorite Kirby games are Kirby's Epic Yarn, Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, Kirby's Dream Land 3, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Kirby: Squeak Squad, Kirby & the Amazing Mirror, Kirby's Dream Land 2, Kirby Super Star, Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land, and Kirby: Canvas Curse.

Note!
I have hidden a link on this page that is '''not totally obvious. '''It'll be worth finding! It may hide treasure!

What I Do Here

 * 1) I love patrolling! You never quite know if someone will obliterate the Kabula page and replace it with "macadamia nuts". I'm not an administrator (and don't want to be), so I can't delete articles, but I love tagging them for deletion.
 * 2) Grammar and spelling errors are common on any wiki. You wouldn't believe how many times I've seen "Kirby Squeak Squad" and "everyone should do their work". These can be corrected with "Kirby: Squeak Squad" and "everyone should his or her work".
 * 3) I occasionally add certain articles to categories, like adding Pacto to the "Enemies in Kirby's Return to Dream Land" category. I even created the Vehicles category!
 * 4) Sprites always bring grief. I started adding them recently, but I'll probably quit soon just in case someone screams at me for not adding credit. Stupid credit.
 * 5) When an article is new, it usually lacks bold letters, so I add those occasionally. I also make game titles italic when they need to be.
 * 6) "&nbsp;" is fine, but "&nbsp" is pointless. It has no effect on the article, takes up room, and is invisible outside of Source Mode. They can't even be found using the Search function. I remove the bad ones.
 * 7) Links are usually pretty good, but dozens and dozens of articles don't link to Kirby anywhere. I link him often.

Profile Image History (in order)
None - Never got around to it!

Ebifryer - Omnipotent beast! See the link above for details.

Chambered Nautilus - Interesting ancient creatures!

Odd squid - This squid is currently unnamed, and has only been seen 8 times in human history. It's never been taken into captivity.

Salem - This is Salem from Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter! He's actually the main villian, Wilfre. I'm nerdy 'bout more than just Kirby, you know...

Gunyolk - This invention was created by some punk from the Smithy Gang. To avoid getting in trouble with the law, I credit the person who put this sprite on the web. I do not own this.

Homer Simpson - "A gun is not a weapon, Marge! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or...uh...uh... an alligator."

Opa-Opa - This sentient spacecraft hails from Sega's first masterpiece, Fantasy Zone. This guy has it all: Guns, bombs, wings, feet, money, tears, a father, a dangerous duel-personality, an evil copycat called "Nexus", and 100+ enemies that want to kill him! (He's so lucky!)

Zillo Beast - Woah!

Hector Barbossa - A pirate who appears in all four Pirates of the Caribbean films. He later (unfortunately) becomes a privateer. He has a monkey named Jack.

Sumo Kong - A hidden boss from Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. Beating him is pretty straight-forward: Punch, punch, punch, dodge, PUNCH...etc. (Also, I'm not actually this chunky)

Burning Man - Also known as Wicker Man, this creature can be easily conjured up in Scribblenauts. I think it's of Norse origin, but I can't be sure. I got the image off of Scribblenauts Wiki, so I give all the credit to those people (and of course 5th Cell).

My 10 Best Dreams (not ordered by rank, for I can't choose a favorite)

 * "The Book of Fofa"
 * "Mike and Ike Doors"
 * "Hill-Scroll Cup"
 * "Someone Had an Encounter with Aliens!"
 * "Cabbage Quest"
 * "Bored Man's UFO"
 * "Paper Mario Vampires"
 * "Black Market Wisconsin"
 * "The Blue Cabin"
 * "The Batman Dream"

Trivia

 * If your initials are AMW, ISO, JST, RLM, LDTK, TBH, JTM, or MGO, I welcome you with open arms (and a complimentary, cheddar-flavored doughnut)!
 * My favorite Youtube show is Modern Aliens. Subscribe if it's funny!
 * I have done work on Drawn To Life Wiki on the article "Heather", as seen in the link. I have also worked on Brickipedia, in the "Deep Sea Raider", "Durmstrang Ship", "Claw Catcher", and "Scarab Attack" articles. I also have a not-as-cool profile on Wiki Scribblenauts Wiki.
 * Two mythical monsters are in my bloodline: There's Charybdis on my mom's side, and Cerberus on my dad's.
 * If you ever find Dumbledore sitting in your car, don't tell him to leave or take a suitcase from him. These things will lead to you being teleported to somewhere else or being punched by Chuck Norris.
 * Bacon's goood!
 * Nobody likes Fofa...

Vandals are Dumb
This section is all about vandalism on Kirby Wiki. While most, if not all the vandalism is gone, this section survives to show vandals just how foolish and dumb they look. '''All of this is from previous encounters. I didn't make any of this up!''' More is sure to come, because some lumps have nothing better to do than mess with Kirby Wiki. Let this be a lesson to you weirdos out there: In space, vandalism doesn't pay!
 * Apparently, the Nintendo icon is a giant bucket, appearing as a mini-boss in Kirby Mass Attack.
 * Wedding portraits DEFINITELY are Kirby-relevant.
 * Escargoon owns an ice cream store called "Escargoon's".
 * A bat-like villain named Sowrder appears in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!. "He tried to kill everyone on Cappy Town, cuz he can roul Cappy Town!" (direct quote)
 * Shelbie is a "yarn Escargoon".
 * Gooey is made of cookies.
 * King Dedede is a platypus.

Quotes
"Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning!"

- Escargoon

"Yeah, well, why don't they just call it "the Fat Star" while they're at it?"

- Me

"Lord Garmadon just sits around his house in his chair, and orders his servant Bob to get him some free power, because he doesn't have any."

- Me

"Whoa! It sounds like the guy with the tuba is having a seizure!"

- Me

"Everything is too ****** expensive. Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner...except this Guy."

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons (Itchy and Scratchy Land)

"Don't feel bad, Lisa. Judas betrayed Jesus and he still got paid."

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons (The Great Simpsina)

"The sun is right, the sun is high. It's time for the sun to DIE!"

- My cousin's teacher

"It's called "Blackbeard's" because it looks, tastes, and smells like Blackbeard!"

- My friend

"Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!"

- Generic vikings

"Come on, guys! We don't need lights! Smeagol lived in eternal darkness and look what he became!"

- Me

"Men are not potatoes."

- Johnny Rico

""Dana octopus squid"? Which is it? Octopus? Squid? Dana? Make up your mind."

- Me

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

- Groucho Marx

"The toaster won't work! ...Oh, and aliens are invading our studio! Come with me to the bunker. I'll get the Pepsi."

- Dan Von Erichen

My Awesome Signature
NerdyBoutKirby  That's what I am. Savvy?  22:35, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

The Evil Vending Machine
In Super Scribblenauts, you have the ability to create thousands of different objects from all over the world, mythology, fiction, and more. I decided to build myself a bowling alley. I put in all kinds of bowlers (a game developer, a dwarf, a fat cook, a crusader, and a gnome), bowling balls o' plenty, and some machines. Neat, huh?

But something weird started happening. The vending machine I had installed began acting up. Instead of dispensing the usual candy bar, it began dispensing monsters instead! The first time around, an ahool (a furry, flying beast) popped out. I disposed of it immediately and expected nothing more to come out of the device.

The second time, a yeti burst out of the machine! Before I could stop it, the creature smashed a booth, scared away the cook, and killed the dwarf! I got rid of this baddie pretty quickly. By now, I was expecting strange monsters to spawn from my vending machine. And the machine didn't let me down; Anubis and a shambler (from Lovecraft) escaped and tried to destroy me! (Their efforts were useless, as I am invincible on my title screen, where my bowling alley resides.)

The last time the blasted machine created havoc was when it created the Grim Reaper (as well as a rock)! Now the Grim Reaper can kill you on your title screen. He destroys anything just by touching it, so I finished him off before he could lay waste to the bowling alley. With that done, I rested easy; the vending machine has not dispensed monsters since. Scribble Lanes is safe for now.

Well, not any more. I blew Scribble Lanes up with an atomic bomb. Oh well.

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AAAAAARGG!